[F16Fighter]

I reeaally thought this one was from the Onion.

[gcruse]

an injunction ordering Kraft Foods to desist from selling Nabisco Oreo Cookies to children in California,

"I'd like to buy an Oreo Cookie, please."
"How old are you, kid?"
"This many."

Pathetic.

[GOPrincess]

You took the words out of my mouth. It's pretty sad when real news seems like a parody, huh?

[FreeRadical]

Until recently, I thought if I ever had to kill my neighbor it would be because I was ready to live by the Bill of Rights and he wasn't.

I'm learning it may be possible to declare war for the purpose of emptying a zipcode of dumb f!!*ks.

I do not feel the least bit obligated to peacefully share citizenship with the people that bring these kind of ideas to the public. We have no moral obligation to be nice to these people.

Indeed, we have a duty to kick their ass. Make them uncomfortable. The people that bring these kind of suits should be made extinct by a constant barrage of ridicule, scorn, hate, shame and scorn.