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Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Ananova ^ | 4/24/03

Posted on 04/25/2003 10:35:13 AM PDT by SteveH

Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies

Dozens of women have asked to be made pregnant by a prehistoric iceman who died 5,000 years ago.

The body of "Otzi the Iceman" was discovered by hikers in 1991 as ice melted in the Schnalstal glacier, high in the Italian Alps.

Alex Susanna, director of the Bozen Museum where his body is exhibited, says requests have been received by many women wanting to have Otzi's babies.

He told Austrian broadcasting company ORF that all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed away.

Otzi was found half emerged from the ice and his body was first thought to be that of a modern climber. Closer examination showed he was still wearing goatskin leggings and a grass cape.

His copper-headed axe and a quiver full of arrows were found nearby and radio-carbon dating showed the body was more than 5,000 years old.

Story filed: 10:26 Thursday 24th April 2003


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ancientautopsies; archaeology; babies; bronzeage; elvis; ggg; glacier; godsgravesglyphs; helixmakemineadouble; history; hunter; iceman; ivf; oetzi; otzi; sex; survivor; theiceman; women
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To: SteveH

We have enough knuckle-dragging men on earth already. My suggestion to these women would be to check out the local peep show shops, dive bars, or Harley dealers. ;)


81 posted on 04/27/2006 11:13:34 AM PDT by rintense
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To: NittanyLion

5,000 years without sex will do that to you...now I know what tell my wife next time I try.


82 posted on 04/27/2006 11:15:15 AM PDT by kx9088
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To: Monkey Face
Thanks for the ping. It's almost as good as the orgasmic nasal spray from last week.

Did they start selling that yet?

Well, did they, huh?

Not that I am in a hurry for it, or anything.....

83 posted on 04/27/2006 11:17:50 AM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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To: fanfan

The line forms at the rear...behind me...;o]


84 posted on 04/27/2006 11:27:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Dead Dog
Age makes us men more alluring. I can't wait to be 5000 years old!

One bonus is you'd never be sued for child support. Well, maybe sued, but never served.

85 posted on 04/27/2006 11:31:05 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: SteveH

He is suffering from....how you say...."shrinkage"

86 posted on 04/27/2006 11:34:26 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

I'm not gonna touch it, you touch it.

I'm not gonna touch it YOU touch it....

I know, lets get Mikey, he touches anything!

87 posted on 04/27/2006 11:35:06 AM PDT by CygnusXI (Where's that dang Meteor already?)
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To: AppyPappy

"Where were these women when I was single?"

Just a wild guess on my part but I suspect if you saw these 'wymyn', you wouldn't stick his penis in!


88 posted on 04/27/2006 11:43:37 AM PDT by lawdude (Liberalism is a mental illness!)
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To: tiamat

ping...


89 posted on 04/27/2006 12:06:01 PM PDT by null and void (The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - GB Shaw)
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To: Consort

Pebbles and Bam Bam for an example?


90 posted on 04/27/2006 12:09:38 PM PDT by colonialhk (sooprize sooprize sooprize)
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To: cjshapi

Indeed, considering they've been given the "cold" shoulder...


91 posted on 04/27/2006 12:32:03 PM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: AppyPappy

Where were these women when I was single?"

What's even more thought-provoking is that they'd rather have a 5000 year ole man with a decayed penis than you or me in our vigorous prime.

Well, pretty vigorous.


92 posted on 04/27/2006 12:50:08 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: BurbankKarl
He looks much better on his MySpace page.
93 posted on 04/27/2006 1:13:54 PM PDT by Ghengis (Alexander was a wuss!)
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To: SunkenCiv; mhking

Just d@mn.


94 posted on 04/27/2006 2:07:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: BenLurkin

Exactly! I mean, if that had been a female Bronze Age hunter, thousands of men wouldn't be writing in, saying, "I wanna hit that!" Okay, yeah, they probably would be...


95 posted on 04/27/2006 6:17:14 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Monkey Face

I have a feeling that orgasmic nasal spray topics wind up on the "take it somewhere else" article deleted list. ;') ;') ;') Happened with that playing horse doctor article someone tried yesterday...


96 posted on 04/27/2006 6:19:08 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv
There is only one man that I have ever heard of that lusted after a mummified woman.
97 posted on 04/27/2006 6:33:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: SunkenCiv

I dunno...we took it as far as we could without getting into REAL trouble. I think the Mods were having fun with it, as well...but that's just what I think. I may be a minority of one. ;o]


98 posted on 04/27/2006 6:34:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: BenLurkin

Hey, Ben...fancy meeting you here. And with no photos... :o]


99 posted on 04/27/2006 6:36:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face
Sorry, I've been falling down on the job!


100 posted on 04/27/2006 6:39:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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