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Well, that’s something different.

I was going to ask, why not just have a couple of guard dogs roam the store? But scratch that idea.

Dog mauls burglar. Burglar sues store. Given that it’s Chicago, burglar wins millions.

1 posted on 07/16/2023 11:42:06 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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O-o-o-o-h! I wish now I were a class action attorney. I can smell the filing for damages from here.

Odd that shooting looters isn't being considered. Maybe that's just the fog of something or the other....

2 posted on 07/16/2023 11:44:18 AM PDT by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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Just play the sound of gunfire over the PA.

They’ll scatter like cockroaches.


3 posted on 07/16/2023 11:45:36 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is ████ █ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ████████. FJB.)
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Same problem with fog. I couldn’t see where I was going and I hit my head and got a concussion. Now I can’t play basketball.


4 posted on 07/16/2023 11:46:00 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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This isn’t new. There is or was a system called “Smoke Cloak” that has been used in retail for several decades. The one I saw that was tripped was used as a burglar deterrent. It used theatrical smoke.


5 posted on 07/16/2023 11:47:35 AM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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6 posted on 07/16/2023 11:49:18 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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I was going to suggest the same. Sometimes low tech violence works better than high tech deterrence.

Another option, only allow customers that qualify as likely not to steal and capable of paying. Hell, the lower cost of doing business could prove better for company and customers.


7 posted on 07/16/2023 11:50:34 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good By Ellen)
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Once the fog gets thick, pipe in the sound of growling dogs from back of store.


8 posted on 07/16/2023 11:51:17 AM PDT by alternatives?
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Mustard gas.


10 posted on 07/16/2023 11:53:20 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Why not just arrest robbers and give them a few years of hard labor?


11 posted on 07/16/2023 11:55:03 AM PDT by I want the USA back (A man is not a woman. A woman is not a man. There is no in-between or undefined middle. Cat = cat.)
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Equip the night watchman with employment applications.


12 posted on 07/16/2023 11:55:04 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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That’s an interesting approach to stealing other ways have failed.
A supplier would have the answer to a few general questions.

1..How long does the fog last at maximum density?
2..Are there many toxins within the formula of that fog?
3..How frequently can the system be utilized w/o more maintenance? Once a day? Twice in one day? For how many days till refilling?
4..Can the fob stream be reversed? Maybe it went off accidentally.


13 posted on 07/16/2023 11:58:23 AM PDT by lee martell
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In Costa Rica, small connivence stores have a very large guy who opens the door for you to let you inside. Pretty sure that’s not his only job...


16 posted on 07/16/2023 12:03:30 PM PDT by hanamizu
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One old school approach that might work is to buy insurance from a Vito Corleone. He’s smart enough to keep his rates manageable, and his men are not connected to your store for legal purposes. Once word gets out, the insured stores get left alone.


19 posted on 07/16/2023 12:33:11 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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Release poison gas and save the taxpayers money. Send the bill for the canisters to the family.


21 posted on 07/16/2023 12:37:38 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (Wake me up when somebody tells the truth.)
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Although it would certainly lead to lawsuits (after all, what right does a merchant have to defend his store), the Israelis have a gun that sprays water mixed with a chemical that smells exactly like, well, Number 2.

A couple of doses of that will get the word out, as their hoes will not want anything to do with their the Jacks.


22 posted on 07/16/2023 12:51:29 PM PDT by BobL (Trump has all the right Enemies; DeSantis has all the wrong Friends)
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Fog? Chlorine Gas is Cheap ad Easy to make and very effective


23 posted on 07/16/2023 12:51:53 PM PDT by eyeamok
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As long as the surveillance cameras can see infrared or whatever it takes to see through the fog.
We still want to know if he took something, we still want to know if he's faking injury.

26 posted on 07/16/2023 12:56:36 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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Security chimps. No shoplifter can match a chimp.

Train the chimp to bite the crotch. There will be no repeat shoplifters.


27 posted on 07/16/2023 12:58:17 PM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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$7K

Seems rather expensive.

$7K could go a long way in re-enforcing the external doors and windows.


29 posted on 07/16/2023 1:19:37 PM PDT by TomGuy
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Only in America do we conceive of these complicated Rube Goldberg devices to try to solve simple problems.

Just do what the Muslims do. Hack their hands off. Guarantee you'll see a massive decrease in burglaries.

30 posted on 07/16/2023 1:23:51 PM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President. A conservative who fights and wins.)
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