Okay, we'll let her use pencils then...
Posted on 11/05/2020 7:52:56 PM PST by DoodleBob
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is pleading with the public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their rear ends.
Nessel made her desperate plea to the public on Twitter after a state judge tossed a lawsuit by the Trump campaign that sought to suspend ballot counting in the state.
“Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff. They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation,” Nessel tweeted.
Election officials have claimed that ballots cast in Sharpie will be counted, despite previous reports and rumors to the contrary.
Got to admit, when I did my ballot with said sharpie in MI, the bleed-through was a bit disconcerting. Was kind of surprised after hearing others mentioning the same afterward. Wish I’d taken a better look at the front of the ballot after marking the back. At a glance looked as though the bleed-through wasn’t anywhere near the actual selection circles, but, as I said, didn’t look at it very well.
Does she want more call telling her staff to stuff Sharpies up their butts? Because this is how she gets more calls telling the staff to shove Sharpies up their butt.
DANG!
Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable
Women in politics. I’m getting really sick of women in politics, and I am a woman. Bite me.
Bend over........
Laura Ingraham had a group of people who were given sharpies, who later checked online and found their votes had not been processed.
This new Civil War is going to be hilarious!
Sharpee is the new Hanging Chad
Keep stealing votes and 70mil voters are libel to get pissed off This dumb bitch might be one of the first too, swing.
Would she prefer if SHE is instructed to remove the sharpies from her rectum?
they are democrat fraudsters stealing an election
you are lucky they are only being told to shove sharpies up their rear ends
What if her staff identifies as being Sharpie holders?
Dear Attorney General Dana Nessel,
Go eat a bag of *icks.
Hey AG Nessle YOU need to remember you are not our ruler we get to tell you to shove a sharpie up you ass. Got it.
Do you think we should send boxes of Sharpies to her office-the real thick ones??
Naahhh...
Stretchin Gretchen
I’d tell her to shove it up her twat but she’d need about 30 of them.
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