Posted on 11/05/2020 7:52:56 PM PST by DoodleBob
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is pleading with the public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their rear ends.
Nessel made her desperate plea to the public on Twitter after a state judge tossed a lawsuit by the Trump campaign that sought to suspend ballot counting in the state.
Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff. They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation, Nessel tweeted.
Election officials have claimed that ballots cast in Sharpie will be counted, despite previous reports and rumors to the contrary.
ok stick it in your eye..
I find their lack of butt sharpies disturbing.
Lmao, not you.
I meant lmao, not you.
Ok; she can just shove sharpies up HERS!
And she can add Queen Gretchen to the line!
Okay. Stick firecrackers up your ass instead.
Bee grade humor
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Eddie Murphy sings it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU
Corrupt state employees, especially in that sh!tpile formerly known as Detroit. Visually evidence of them suppressing Republican poll watches and inspectors in Detroit, and bringing in truckloads of illegal ballots in the dead of the night.
I think this is the first time I have laughed in 3 days. Thank you!!
I’ll bet her staff routinely shove objects bigger than sharpies in their uncomfortable places.
or other parts...we don’t care...you evil spawn....if you’re not evil, PROVE IT....
Certify the vote after disallowing ALL DayTwah votes.
Welcome.
I encourage to increase it. Since Democrat bureaucrats are all degenerate humans it might get their attention with a sharpie used as an anal probe.
Frankly, I'm wondering what the AG expected this Tweet to accomplish. Did she REALLY expect that people being disenfranchised would think "WELL...if the AG (who is clearly part of this operation) asks me to stop, then I'll stop."
I expect more3.
My wife read that to me from a ny post link 5 minutes ago. It was so funny I didnt think it was true.
Nessels early career focused on prosecuting childhood sexual abuse cases, and she went on to work with domestic violence victims as a partner at her private firm. She is best known in Michigan for being an early and ongoing champion of the LGBT rights, litigating multiple landmark civil rights cases and eventually winning a case that helped result in nationwide marriage equality becoming legal. In January, Nessel told Detroit Jewish News that Judaism propels much of her work. Ive seen a lot of parallels in terms of how Jews and LGBTQ people have been treated, she said. Its really incumbent upon us to help other minority groups who are being oppressed. Its a responsibility we have; we lose our right to righteous indignation if we dont help others. https://forward.com/schmooze/388734/i-wont-show-you-my-penis-jewish-candidates-campaign-ad-goes-viral/
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