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NOT THE ONION: Michigan Attorney General Pleads With Public to Stop Telling Her Staff to Shove Sharpies Up Their Butts
Gateway Pundit ^ | November 5, 2020 | Cassandra Fairbanks

Posted on 11/05/2020 7:52:56 PM PST by DoodleBob

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1 posted on 11/05/2020 7:52:56 PM PST by DoodleBob
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ok stick it in your eye..


2 posted on 11/05/2020 7:55:20 PM PST by rolling_stone (show time...)
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I find their lack of butt sharpies disturbing.


3 posted on 11/05/2020 7:55:27 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: DoodleBob

Lmao, not you.


4 posted on 11/05/2020 7:56:16 PM PST by cowboyusa (America Cowboy up!)
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To: DoodleBob

I meant lmao, not you.


5 posted on 11/05/2020 7:56:50 PM PST by cowboyusa (America Cowboy up!)
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Ok; she can just shove sharpies up HERS!

And she can add Queen Gretchen to the line!


6 posted on 11/05/2020 7:57:17 PM PST by Spirit of Liberty (It's morning in America again!)
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Okay. Stick firecrackers up your ass instead.


7 posted on 11/05/2020 7:57:49 PM PST by Kazan
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To: DoodleBob; SunkenCiv

Bee grade humor


8 posted on 11/05/2020 7:58:29 PM PST by a fool in paradise (President Trump is not VP Nixon and wonÂ’t let the Democrats steal this without a fight)
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To: DoodleBob

Up your nose with a rubber hose!


9 posted on 11/05/2020 7:59:14 PM PST by TigersEye (In all things ... trigger discipline.)
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To: Spirit of Liberty

Eddie Murphy sings it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU


10 posted on 11/05/2020 8:00:02 PM PST by a fool in paradise (President Trump is not VP Nixon and wonÂ’t let the Democrats steal this without a fight)
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To: DoodleBob

Corrupt state employees, especially in that sh!tpile formerly known as Detroit. Visually evidence of them suppressing Republican poll watches and inspectors in Detroit, and bringing in truckloads of illegal ballots in the dead of the night.


11 posted on 11/05/2020 8:01:15 PM PST by wetgundog
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I think this is the first time I have laughed in 3 days. Thank you!!


12 posted on 11/05/2020 8:01:16 PM PST by truthluva
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I’ll bet her staff routinely shove objects bigger than sharpies in their uncomfortable places.


13 posted on 11/05/2020 8:01:56 PM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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or other parts...we don’t care...you evil spawn....if you’re not evil, PROVE IT....


14 posted on 11/05/2020 8:02:31 PM PST by cherry
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Certify the vote after disallowing ALL DayTwah votes.


15 posted on 11/05/2020 8:02:53 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: truthluva

Welcome.


16 posted on 11/05/2020 8:03:36 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: DoodleBob

I encourage to increase it. Since Democrat bureaucrats are all degenerate humans it might get their attention with a sharpie used as an anal probe.


17 posted on 11/05/2020 8:04:48 PM PST by BigEdLB (BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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To: a fool in paradise; SunkenCiv
I do not think the Bee would be this "vulgar."

Frankly, I'm wondering what the AG expected this Tweet to accomplish. Did she REALLY expect that people being disenfranchised would think "WELL...if the AG (who is clearly part of this operation) asks me to stop, then I'll stop."

I expect more3.

18 posted on 11/05/2020 8:05:10 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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My wife read that to me from a ny post link 5 minutes ago. It was so funny I didn’t think it was true.


19 posted on 11/05/2020 8:05:35 PM PST by mmichaels1970
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“ Nessel’s early career focused on prosecuting childhood sexual abuse cases, and she went on to work with domestic violence victims as a partner at her private firm. She is best known in Michigan for being an early and ongoing champion of the LGBT rights, litigating multiple landmark civil rights cases and eventually winning a case that helped result in nationwide marriage equality becoming legal. In January, Nessel told Detroit Jewish News that Judaism propels much of her work. “I’ve seen a lot of parallels in terms of how Jews and LGBTQ people have been treated,” she said. “It’s really incumbent upon us to help other minority groups who are being oppressed. It’s a responsibility we have; we lose our right to righteous indignation if we don’t help others.” https://forward.com/schmooze/388734/i-wont-show-you-my-penis-jewish-candidates-campaign-ad-goes-viral/


20 posted on 11/05/2020 8:05:38 PM PST by CassieL (Mostly a lurker here since the Blue Dress)
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