RedState's Leon Wolf : My Endorsement for President (Marco Rubio)

Redstate ^ | February 25th, 2016 | Leon Wolf

[ObamahatesPACoal]

This is one of the most difficult posts I have ever had to write. I had naively hoped that this election cycle, I would be treated to a substantive contest between a spate of highly accomplished two-term conservative governors, and Senators of great rhetorical skill acting as the ideological conscience of the bunch.

As the primary wore on through the summer of 2015, it became clear that the GOP electorate was not interested in governors of accomplishment, but I still had hope for a final contest between two of my favorite Senators: Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio. I hoped to hear a rousing and fair debate between the two leading into Super Tuesday, where I would be able to make a decision based on who would be the better President, and who would make the better general election opponent against Hillary Clinton.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Neither Cuban running is NBC.

Yes, the Cubanadian and the anchor bubble baby.

[VideoDoctor]

My Endorsement for President (Marco Rubio

As Elvis would say.. "thank ya very much"

Just another solid reason to VOTE TRUMP!

[tumblindice]

Cue-ball is as fickle as Miss Nikki.

[proust]

Tedstate is slipping away...

[867V309]

Wednesday night martininis will be replaced with hump day foam parties. :-)

So marco comes out as bi. Maybe that's his way of countering Trumps play for the democrat vote.

[ShivaFan]

The guy doesn't know how to cut jokes. He is like the Jerry Lewis wanna' be in Junior High who cannot cut jokes, and then says about the hated math teacher, "The Math Teacher, he, uh, he PEED his PANTS! hehehehehe... I'm funny, right?" Actually, even those who hate the math teacher think the shrimp boy is about to get the big kahuna.

So Rubio says, "Trump peed in his pants... hehehehehe... I'm funny, right?"

Jeez. This guy just morphed into a bellboy at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach, Florida, Jerry Lewis. The thing is, Jerry can pull it off. But Rubio going around saying Trump wet his pants is going to help his image about as much as his new image as the bellhop who drops the luggage.

He may as well have said he peed in his own pants, because it doesn't matter how much Megyn Kelly whores for Rubio and tells us "finally" - finally what? pee pee talk? I mean, the line is suppose to be about sweat, not pee pee, this Rubio just ended up missing flush machine. Watch him lose 3 more points.

Here's Rubio's new role:

[BlatherNaut]

Never heard of Leon Wolf before.

Obviously no great loss.

[Quicksilver]

Don’t feed RedState clicks.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Seriously I don’t believe any of that stuff. It sounds pretty thin. Although that HS dance troupe was a little gay. :-)

[Baynative]

Rubio is pretty solid in many ways, but his determination to create 12 million new illegal immigrant democrat voters is unacceptable.

[867V309]

Seriously I don’t believe any of that stuff. It sounds pretty thin.

The truth is, when I was in college I bought some boots like that, and remember the old foam parties? Remember that?

Know what? I don't remember any foam parties. Ever. But that's just me.

[orangeTank]

The guy doesn’t know how to cut jokes.

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Effective comedians never flash a goofy, poop-eating grin after a one-liner.

I told a joke, mommy! I’m so funny!!!

[catnipman]

redstate: blah, blah, blah, anybody but Trump, blah, blah, blah.

[tumblindice]

I’m skipping a lot of articles lately. Not click-worthy on their face.

[combat_boots]

I used to like bubble baths. I was a child.

I also made too many suds outside once. They floated away. I don’t know what I was doing.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I lived in Miami a long time and I never heard about foam parties til this month. LOL!

[867V309]

I lived in Miami a long time and I never heard about foam parties til this month. LOL!

Ain't it great we have inspirational leaders like rubio to educate us. It's kind of like jefferson blythe claiming lewinskis aren't sex.

[tumblindice]

This summer if you hear kids in the pool shouting ‘Marco!’ ‘Polo! now we’ve got to go check and make sure there’s no monkey business going on.

[abigkahuna]

Know what? I don’t remember any foam parties. Ever. But that’s just me.

I don’t remember any foam parties either....unless I was three and it was Mr. Bubble in the bath tub with my toy boats...but that was back when there was only three channels on the b/w tv. There was no such thing as FM radio and the genders were assigned at birth.

[DoughtyOne]

Folks, if you're reading this, you know what needs to happen.
It doesn't take a big contribution. Pick your comfort level and
please join others to help put the FReepathon to rest. Thank you.

The above note was first presented to you on 02/25 at around 11:00.
The goal shortfall at that time is depicted to you on the left.
The graphic on the right reveals our status as of 02/26 22:30.
We can finish this by Sunday night. Let's do it.

Let's give Jim, his crew, and us a full month to rest up.

Jim, his crew, and every other FReeper thanks you.