Police: Man wiped summons 'between his butt cheeks'

UPI ^ | 10/16/2015 | Ben Hooper

[simpson96]

READINGTON, N.J., Oct. 16 (UPI) -- A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons before throwing it at an officer.

The indictment charging Joseph Greenwood, 45, with a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids alleges he was issued the summons by Lt. John Insabella of the Readington Police Department on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person.

The indictment accuses Greenwood of acting "by taking the summons complaint issued to him upon his release from police custody, placing it between his butt cheeks, wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion and throwing it in the direction of the officer."

[Responsibility2nd]

A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons

I would like to be shown the chapter/section/subsection/paragraph of the statute that defines his crime.

 

 

 

 

This is New Jersey. I would bet they could indeed show you the "chapter/section/subsection/paragraph of the statute that defines his crime."

 

Introduced in 2004 by State Senator C. O. Rupt, it's known as the Butt Cheeks Bill. It passed the state house and senate.

[PGR88]

Let’s hope it becomes a movement

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I’d like to believe ya butt...

[discostu]

Is that against protocol?

[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

OWS member?

[Darksheare]

Ibtg

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Nice. Every once in a while, you read about someone who writes an obscenity on a summons or other court paper, or does something like this. While it may give the person a momentary good feeling, and may be a fantasy of sticking it to the system, its never a good idea to do it in reality. The courts don’t take kindly to this type of juvenile stunt.

[WayneS]

...fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids...

Wow! Was he naked and sweating (or worse) when he did this?

[onedoug]

Two days in the stocks seems about appropriate.

[Buckeye McFrog]

You've Been Served!

[envisio]

For any stupid teen (myself included) this is common practice for handing something to your good friend.

[ETL]

Was this law passed before or after "Occupy Wall Street"?

Stinking up Wall Street: Protesters accused of living in filth as shocking pictures show one demonstrator defecating on a police car!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046586/Occupy-Wall-Street-Shocking-photos-protester-defecating-POLICE-CAR.html#ixzz3p2aPQmOU

[dmz]

What? No assault charge as well for throwing a projectile at the officer?

[NorthMountain]

Yeah ... I was thinkin’ of him ... the (Not so) Phantom $#!++3r.

[ETL]

"I don't want to work...
I want to bang on the drum all day"

Todd Rundgren - Bang on the Drum All Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclddLcOYYA

[bigdaddy45]

You thinking flinging poo at someone should be legal?

[day10]

Cracked ping.

[Bobalu]

Brings to mind the 'stink hand'

[Slings and Arrows]

Why not? Barky wiped his *** with the Constitution.

[SERE_DOC]

"he was issued the summons by Lt. John Insabella of the Readington Police Department on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person."

Unless the Lt. is a member of the stasi his summons is not worth (pun intended) sh!t .

Cops can't do dittly without a court order, with a judge's signature.

John Bad Elk v. United States :: 177 U.S. 529 (1900)