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BRASILIA - Brazilian Senator Chico Rodrigues was caught in a police raid with money hidden between his buttcheeks on Wednesday, a judicial source briefed on the matter told Reuters, amid an investigation into the misuse of COVID-19 response funding. In the senate, Rodrigues represents the state of Roraima and has also been chosen as deputy leader for the agenda of the administration of President Jair Bolsonaro, who won the presidency campaigning heavily on ending the corruption of previous governments. Rodrigues confirmed in a statement that his house was raided, without giving details. He denied wrongdoing and said he had been...

READINGTON, N.J., Oct. 16 (UPI) -- A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons before throwing it at an officer.The indictment charging Joseph Greenwood, 45, with a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids alleges he was issued the summons by Lt. John Insabella of the Readington Police Department on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person.The indictment accuses Greenwood of acting "by taking the summons complaint issued to him upon his release from police custody, placing it between his butt cheeks, wiping the paper in an upward...

Leaving? Stop the Drama Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag To the tune of J.Denver's Leavin' on a Jet Plane Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop You feel just like your head will pop You write your opus ungramatically You give reasons why you are out of here Too bad your thinking's not very clear You're hoping that some others will agree We'll bend over, drop our pants...we don't care to hear your rants Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see? If you're leaving, stop the drama Just go and cry to your sweet mama You'll get...