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Police: Man wiped summons 'between his butt cheeks'
UPI ^ | 10/16/2015 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 10/19/2015 10:42:22 AM PDT by simpson96

READINGTON, N.J., Oct. 16 (UPI) -- A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons before throwing it at an officer.

The indictment charging Joseph Greenwood, 45, with a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids alleges he was issued the summons by Lt. John Insabella of the Readington Police Department on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person.

The indictment accuses Greenwood of acting "by taking the summons complaint issued to him upon his release from police custody, placing it between his butt cheeks, wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion and throwing it in the direction of the officer."

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: New Jersey
KEYWORDS: buttcheeks
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To: ROCKLOBSTER
A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons

I would like to be shown the chapter/section/subsection/paragraph of the statute that defines his crime.

 

 

 

 

This is New Jersey. I would bet they could indeed show you the "chapter/section/subsection/paragraph of the statute that defines his crime."

 

Introduced in 2004 by State Senator C. O. Rupt, it's known as the Butt Cheeks Bill. It passed the state house and senate.

21 posted on 10/19/2015 10:53:09 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: simpson96

Let’s hope it becomes a movement


22 posted on 10/19/2015 10:55:50 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’d like to believe ya butt...


23 posted on 10/19/2015 10:57:03 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (Celebrate "Republican Freed the Slaves" month.)
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To: simpson96

Is that against protocol?


24 posted on 10/19/2015 10:58:30 AM PDT by discostu (Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start)
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To: simpson96

OWS member?


25 posted on 10/19/2015 11:00:43 AM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: simpson96

Ibtg


26 posted on 10/19/2015 11:00:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: simpson96

Nice. Every once in a while, you read about someone who writes an obscenity on a summons or other court paper, or does something like this. While it may give the person a momentary good feeling, and may be a fantasy of sticking it to the system, its never a good idea to do it in reality. The courts don’t take kindly to this type of juvenile stunt.


27 posted on 10/19/2015 11:00:58 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: simpson96
...fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids...

Wow! Was he naked and sweating (or worse) when he did this?

28 posted on 10/19/2015 11:11:53 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Two days in the stocks seems about appropriate.


29 posted on 10/19/2015 11:14:32 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: simpson96
You've Been Served!



30 posted on 10/19/2015 11:17:41 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: simpson96

For any stupid teen (myself included) this is common practice for handing something to your good friend.


31 posted on 10/19/2015 11:29:19 AM PDT by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: NorthMountain
Was this law passed before or after "Occupy Wall Street"?

Stinking up Wall Street: Protesters accused of living in filth as shocking pictures show one demonstrator defecating on a police car!

Pooping Adventures at Occupy Wall Street — Poopie Poems

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2046586/Occupy-Wall-Street-Shocking-photos-protester-defecating-POLICE-CAR.html#ixzz3p2aPQmOU

32 posted on 10/19/2015 11:41:36 AM PDT by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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To: simpson96

What? No assault charge as well for throwing a projectile at the officer?


33 posted on 10/19/2015 11:49:28 AM PDT by dmz
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To: ETL

Yeah ... I was thinkin’ of him ... the (Not so) Phantom $#!++3r.


34 posted on 10/19/2015 11:50:23 AM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: NorthMountain
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35 posted on 10/19/2015 12:00:03 PM PDT by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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To: Responsibility2nd

You thinking flinging poo at someone should be legal?


36 posted on 10/19/2015 12:18:37 PM PDT by bigdaddy45
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cracked ping.


37 posted on 10/19/2015 12:59:20 PM PDT by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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To: simpson96
Brings to mind the 'stink hand'


38 posted on 10/19/2015 2:36:04 PM PDT by Bobalu (Russians.... not ashamed of being white!)
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Why not? Barky wiped his *** with the Constitution.


39 posted on 10/19/2015 4:03:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: simpson96
"he was issued the summons by Lt. John Insabella of the Readington Police Department on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person."

Unless the Lt. is a member of the stasi his summons is not worth (pun intended) sh!t .

Cops can't do dittly without a court order, with a judge's signature.

John Bad Elk v. United States :: 177 U.S. 529 (1900)

40 posted on 10/19/2015 4:28:45 PM PDT by SERE_DOC ( “The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” TJ.)
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