Posted on 08/06/2013 6:28:52 AM PDT by equalator
ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn.
But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.Fortunately, my memories of the last 14 years have since returned. But what did not return was my identity as Dawn,” said Ennis, who had been wearing lipstick, skirts and heels.
“I am writing to let you know I’m changing my name . . . to Don Ennis. That will be my name again, now and forever. And it appears I’m not transgender after all.
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Don, straighten up and fly right!
Man, is my life boring
So sad, and several doctors got paid a lot of money to reinforce this idea to him.
oh and he’s an ugly chick
The LGBTQABCXYZ bubble is about to burst.
I guess he found out he wasn’t good looking as a female, either...............
(I know this isn't protocol, but I needed a good pop-culture reference...)
He might have a brain tumor somewhere that would explain the temporary amnesia and complete but temporary personality change.
An ABC News editor. Any wonder why the news “reporting” is so totally screwed up and why it is often agenda driven in support of the looney left Marxists?
I dressed like an alien for a while, but then realized I was stuck on earth with all these morons and could not get back home I dressed human again.
I guess if you lose your hair and want to wear a wig, you may as well go all the way.
GUILTY!
Disturbing to look at to say the least. Def an 0’bummer supporter...
Is there any wonder WHY NEWS REPORTING is like it is?
Do I smell a book in his future?
Did he manage to keep his “thingy” when he decided to walk around as a girl for a few months?
MRS. GARRISON
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
DOCTOR
...an abortion?
MRS. GARRISON
Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef
it out myself.
DOCTOR
Mmister Garrison-
MRS. GARRISON
Mrs. Garrison.
DOCTOR
Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
MRS. GARRISON
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t
do with my body! A woman has a right
to choose!
DOCTOR
No, I mean you’re physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can’t
get pregnant.
MRS. GARRISON
But I missed my period.
DOCTOR
You can’t have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You
don’t produce eggs.
MRS. GARRISON
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
it out?
DOCTOR
N-that’s right.
MRS. GARRISON
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I’m not
really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a
I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
DOCTOR
Basically, yes.
MRS. GARRISON
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
And for that, I thank God. Boring is good.
/johnny
They’re missing a big opportunity. Get a few animals, some cotton candy and charge money to come see the circus. Heaven knows nobody’s watching them for their “news”.
I suspect a scam; a poorly designed scam not pulled off all that well but a scam.
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