One Trillion Attend One Nation Rally

Human Events ^ | 10/3/10 | Connie Hair

[Nachum]

A crowd of about one trillion people attended the hard-left progressive One Nation rally on the Mall Saturday in Washington, D.C. Leave aside for a moment that there are around seven billion people inhabiting the entire planet, attendees came from as far away as Alpha Centauri and Uranus to attend the rally in support of Barack Obama and his big government agenda. All of these people want free health care (they already got the free lunch and T-shirt when they were bused in). In all seriousness, if you weren't watching MSNBC's kind coverage

[lentulusgracchus]

I counted and it was more like a gazillion

Is a gazillion more than a Brazilian?

[BobP]

1,465,984,253,236,010 to be exact.

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All looking for Obama money and free health insurance I'd say.

[dsc]

“Later in the day the crowd grew to be exactly Avagadro’s number in size.”
“I do believe their may be a Mole in their midst.”

I’m reporting this to Obama’s Pun Czar.

[lentulusgracchus]

I do believe their may be a Mole in their midst.

Oh, no! Horrible, horrible -- a punster!!! <bash, bash>

</Ruth Buzzi>

[machogirl]

When I taught 4th grade, the curriculum included the planets. I knew that I couldn’t pronounce Uranus they way we kids used to, “your anus”, so I had to change the pronunciation to, “your a nus”.

[lentulusgracchus]

Later in the day the crowd grew to be exactly Avagadro's number in size.

If it grew to the dimensions of Avocado's Number, it would be very Californian, very gay, and too big to fit into the universe, if Avocado's Number = (google)^(googleplex) .

[lentulusgracchus]

I knew that I couldn’t pronounce Uranus they way we kids used to.....

So how did you deal with the cognitive dissonance with your pronunciation of "uranium"?

The old explanation of the pronunciation used to be "shut up! -- and straighten up in the back there!"

[machogirl]

didn’t have to do that in 4th grade. when i was a kid, i used to say mustard, as “must turd”. lol

[Jagdgewehr]

What is that? It's really quite scary!

Maybe you will recognize it in its caricature representation.

[jmaroneps37]

Yes the late buses had to park in Delaware because there wasn't even a single illegal parking spot in DC. Buses were triple parked in front of the White House.

[exile]

Where there Klingons? I thought Michelle was at Camp David with our Fuhrer, Grand Ayatollah Obama

[EQAndyBuzz]

“1,465,984,253,236,010 to be exact.”

1,465,984,253,236,007 is more like it. Sally Struthers and Michael Moore ate 3.

[hal ogen]

I just completed an accurate count of attendees using my aluminum foil satellite controlled by my dental fillings. First, there were both human flotsam and human jetsam there. Flotsam: 1,854,543.95 & jetsam 2,332,643,643.53 . Using my IQ estimator I found the average IQ to be slightly lower than that of the genus, fungal slime. I am awaiting my Nobel Peace prize for these accurate numbers.

[wally_bert]

Could be the sister of my wacko dim neighbor.

[Canedawg]

"Can you say that on T.V.?"

[Prince of Space]

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown with Charles Bronson?

Mrs. Prince of Space

[Madame Dufarge]

The commie formula for converting thousands into trillions:

[kanawa]

[tanknetter]

Rally isn’t mentioned, at all, on the front page of the Washington Post (hard copy) this morning.

On the WaPo website, the only evidence of the rally is a video posted waaaay down on the page.

IOW, the rally was such an embarrassment (in turnout if not in ideological focus) to the Dems that they’ve buried its very existence.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

(from The Blaze)

Huge crowds!