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One Trillion Attend One Nation Rally
Human Events ^ | 10/3/10 | Connie Hair

Posted on 10/02/2010 11:07:29 PM PDT by Nachum

A crowd of about one trillion people attended the hard-left progressive One Nation rally on the Mall Saturday in Washington, D.C. Leave aside for a moment that there are around seven billion people inhabiting the entire planet, attendees came from as far away as Alpha Centauri and Uranus to attend the rally in support of Barack Obama and his big government agenda. All of these people want free health care (they already got the free lunch and T-shirt when they were bused in). In all seriousness, if you weren't watching MSNBC's kind coverage

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KEYWORDS: attend; communists; democrats; fail; liberals; marxist; nation; obama; one; rally; sarcasm; satire; socialist
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To: Nachum
I counted and it was more like a gazillion

Is a gazillion more than a Brazilian?

41 posted on 10/03/2010 2:35:44 AM PDT by lentulusgracchus
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To: Dallas59
1,465,984,253,236,010 to be exact.

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All looking for Obama money and free health insurance I'd say.

money

42 posted on 10/03/2010 2:40:50 AM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: Pontiac; The Duke

“Later in the day the crowd grew to be exactly Avagadro’s number in size.”
“I do believe their may be a Mole in their midst.”

I’m reporting this to Obama’s Pun Czar.


43 posted on 10/03/2010 2:43:11 AM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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To: Pontiac
I do believe their may be a Mole in their midst.

Oh, no! Horrible, horrible -- a punster!!! <bash, bash>

</Ruth Buzzi>

44 posted on 10/03/2010 2:45:45 AM PDT by lentulusgracchus
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To: Gum Shoe

When I taught 4th grade, the curriculum included the planets. I knew that I couldn’t pronounce Uranus they way we kids used to, “your anus”, so I had to change the pronunciation to, “your a nus”.


45 posted on 10/03/2010 2:47:31 AM PDT by machogirl (First they came for my tagline.)
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To: The Duke
Later in the day the crowd grew to be exactly Avagadro's number in size.

If it grew to the dimensions of Avocado's Number, it would be very Californian, very gay, and too big to fit into the universe, if Avocado's Number = (google)(googleplex) .

46 posted on 10/03/2010 2:52:15 AM PDT by lentulusgracchus
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To: machogirl
I knew that I couldn’t pronounce Uranus they way we kids used to.....

So how did you deal with the cognitive dissonance with your pronunciation of "uranium"?

The old explanation of the pronunciation used to be "shut up! -- and straighten up in the back there!"

47 posted on 10/03/2010 2:54:40 AM PDT by lentulusgracchus
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To: lentulusgracchus

didn’t have to do that in 4th grade. when i was a kid, i used to say mustard, as “must turd”. lol


48 posted on 10/03/2010 3:04:12 AM PDT by machogirl (First they came for my tagline.)
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To: rdl6989
What is that? It's really quite scary!

Maybe you will recognize it in its caricature representation.


49 posted on 10/03/2010 3:08:31 AM PDT by Jagdgewehr
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To: Nachum
Yes the late buses had to park in Delaware because there wasn't even a single illegal parking spot in DC. Buses were triple parked in front of the White House.
50 posted on 10/03/2010 3:59:01 AM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: Nachum
Where there Klingons? I thought Michelle was at Camp David with our Fuhrer, Grand Ayatollah Obama
51 posted on 10/03/2010 4:24:50 AM PDT by exile (I will NOT submit.)
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To: Dallas59

“1,465,984,253,236,010 to be exact.”

1,465,984,253,236,007 is more like it. Sally Struthers and Michael Moore ate 3.


52 posted on 10/03/2010 4:50:30 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Remember March 23, 1775. Remember March 23, 2010)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I just completed an accurate count of attendees using my aluminum foil satellite controlled by my dental fillings. First, there were both human flotsam and human jetsam there. Flotsam: 1,854,543.95 & jetsam 2,332,643,643.53 . Using my IQ estimator I found the average IQ to be slightly lower than that of the genus, fungal slime. I am awaiting my Nobel Peace prize for these accurate numbers.


53 posted on 10/03/2010 5:01:02 AM PDT by hal ogen (1st amendment or reeducation camp?)
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To: rdl6989

Could be the sister of my wacko dim neighbor.


54 posted on 10/03/2010 5:18:39 AM PDT by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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To: Gum Shoe; machogirl
"Can you say that on T.V.?"
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55 posted on 10/03/2010 5:26:54 AM PDT by Canedawg (... not digging this tyranny thing.)
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To: bruinbirdman
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown with Charles Bronson?

Mrs. Prince of Space

56 posted on 10/03/2010 5:30:02 AM PDT by Prince of Space
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To: hal ogen
The commie formula for converting thousands into trillions:


57 posted on 10/03/2010 5:32:03 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Nachum

58 posted on 10/03/2010 5:33:58 AM PDT by kanawa (Obama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
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To: Nachum

Rally isn’t mentioned, at all, on the front page of the Washington Post (hard copy) this morning.

On the WaPo website, the only evidence of the rally is a video posted waaaay down on the page.

IOW, the rally was such an embarrassment (in turnout if not in ideological focus) to the Dems that they’ve buried its very existence.


59 posted on 10/03/2010 5:36:47 AM PDT by tanknetter
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To: tanknetter
(from The Blaze)

Huge crowds!

60 posted on 10/03/2010 6:14:36 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (You are just jealous because the voices aren't talking to YOU!)
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