Ann Coulter: ALVIN GREENE: THE MOST QUALIFIED DEMOCRAT I'VE EVER SEEN (Dems Gobsmacked!)

Ann Coulter.Com ^ | June 16, 2010 | Ann Coulter

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ALVIN GREENE: THE MOST QUALIFIED DEMOCRAT I'VE EVER SEEN
June 16, 2010

Democrats have decided that Alvin Greene's surprise victory in the South Carolina Democratic senatorial primary must be the result of a Republican dirty trick.

Greene beat Vic Rawl, a former state representative and judge, with a whopping 60 percent of the vote in last Tuesday's primary, despite Greene's having no job, no house, no campaign website, no campaign headquarters -- indeed, no campaign. Other than paying the $10,000 filing fee, Greene seems to have put no effort into the race whatsoever.

But he does have one thing Rawl doesn't have: In the grand tradition of legendary Democrats such as Teddy Kennedy, Greene has a felony arrest. (Greene's inexperience really shows here: Democrats usually wait until after they're elected to show pornography to college girls.)

So this is not good for the Democrats. Naturally, therefore, they're blaming Republicans.

Rep. James Clyburn, D-S.C., has demanded that the U.S. attorney investigate, ominously suggesting that Greene may be a Republican plant. Clyburn is the third-ranking Democrat in the House.

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann interviewed Greene as if he had Lee Harvey Oswald in the dock. Chris Matthews asked guests: "Do you think this has the look of a dirty trick -- sort of a Watergate number?" Watergate, you'll recall, involved the Nixon White House trying to persuade a mildly retarded black man to run for the Senate.

Obama senior adviser David Axelrod said Greene was not a "legitimate" candidate and called his victory "a mysterious deal." (Yes, how could a young African-American man with strange origins, suspicious funding, shady associations, no experience, no qualifications, and no demonstrable work history come out of nowhere and win an election?)

They're hopping mad, these liberals, but it's not clear what their theory of the crime is. Before accusing Republicans of committing a dirty trick, apparently no one asked the question: "OK, but what was the trick?"

The key to Greene's victory, you see, is that he got more votes. How do liberals imagine Republicans pulled that off? Mesmerize the Democrats into voting for an idiot? If they could do that, John McCain would be president.

There is zero possibility that Republicans skipped their own primary to vote for Greene in the Democratic primary. The marquee South Carolina election in last Tuesday's primary was the four-candidate, mudslinging Republican gubernatorial primary. That one was so heated, it's still to be decided in a runoff next week.

Even Sarah Palin got involved in the race, endorsing Nikki Haley (though not endorsing anyone in the Nevada primary, as I incorrectly gave her credit for in last week's column).

Not surprisingly, more than twice as many South Carolinians voted in the Republican primary (424,893) as voted in the Democratic primary (197,380). Not only that, but a higher percentage of Republican primary voters chose a candidate for Senate (97.12 percent) than did the Democratic primary voters (86.24 percent).

Perhaps realizing this, liberal loons (Keith Olbermann) are now pushing the theory that Republicans somehow ... rigged the voting machines! (This is what happens when you know absolutely nothing about politics but are given a TV show.)

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[Gondring]

He may be an idiot, but he's our idiot.

That's actually the Delaware state slogan for Joe Biden.

[Uncle Hal]

Could not have said better myself.

[super7man]

her = he

Sorry, I not confused.

[BobP]

WAKE UP AMERICA

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[sbMKE]

Is he Kenyan born?

[SunkenCiv]

Heh... however, he is still a Demwit, and Demwits must be defeated everywhere. Thanks hennie pennie.

[PROCON]

[SunkenCiv]

the Alvin Greene (correct) keyword and Alvin Green (bigger) keyword, chrono, duplicates removed, and current topic removed:

• A Phantom Candidate for U.S. Senate?
• SC Democrats Vote Alphabetically For An Unknown
• SC Dem upset: Jobless vet to face GOP's Jim DeMint
• Great news for Democrats: Senate candidate facing obscenity-offense felony
• Who Is Alvin Greene? (Democratic Senate nominee -- unemployed, facing felony obscenity charges)
• DeMint Dem Challenger: SC Dem Party asks Greene to withdraw, Greene's first rough interview
• Sen. Nominee Was Kicked Out of Army, Has Felony Charge Pending (Alvin Greene, D-SC)
• South Carolina Democrats Ask Senate Nominee to Withdraw After Felony Charge
• Alvin Greene vows to stay in race
• Clyburn says S.C. Dem Senate candidate is a 'plant,' calls for probe
• The Accidental Candidate: Meet Alvin Greene
• Where did Alvin Greene get $10,000 to register his candidacy? (SC RAT felon)
• SC Dem State Rep: I Do Not Believe Greene Is A Plant
• Clyburn wants feds to probe SC Senate candidate (Alvin Greene)
• South Carolina Woman Outraged at Alleged Pursuer's Senate Candidacy
• DUmmie FUnnies 06-10-10 (It's not easy being Greene: DUmmies find out more about SC primary winner)
• Mystery SC Candidate's Bizarre Keith Olbermann Interview (Bush's fault/plant?)
• Mystery SC Candidate's Bizarre Keith Olbermann Interview
• CAROL FOWLER is CRYING "FOUL" in SOUTH CAROLINA (and I can't stop smiling!)
• Experts review S.C. Senate ballots
• The curious case of Alvin Greene, surprise Senate candidate (Unemployed man wins Dem SC primary)
• Is Alvin Greene a Republican plant?
• Senate Democratic Nominee Alvin Greene in His Own Words
• Greene Threatens Sarah Palin as Worst Speaker in Politics (Unreal!)
• Keith Olbermann Asks SC Senate Democrat Nominee Alvin Greene if He is a "Republican Plant" -- Video
• South Carolina Votes First, Asks Questions (Who's Alvin Greene?) Later
• The Alvin Greene Saga's Racist Underbelly (OMG)
• Picked to Lose: The Alvin Greene Story [Thinks Rahm or Hillary gave him the $10K filing fee!]
• SC: Polling house says randomness, not tampering prevailed in Greene's win
• Alvin Greene and His Mysterious but UNNECESSARY Filing Fee (SCOTUS: Filing fees unconstitutional)
• S.C. Strikes Again [Gail Collins finds us quaint]
• Greene: A winner Democrats don't want
• What Is Going On in South Carolina?
• NOW Congressman Clyburn Cares About Ethics
• Clyburn: 'Elephant dung all over the place'
• Obama adviser questions legitimacy of SC candidate
• S.C. Democrats Question Black Candidate's Legitimacy (More than 100,000 voted for unemployed man)
• DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-10 (DUmmies Consider Alvin Greene Election the No. 1 Issue)
• South Carolina Pol Questions Dem Senate Candidate's 'Mental Status' [Alvin "Mentally Retarded"?]
• Clyburn: Something wrong in the Democratic primary
• More "Questions" About "Mysterious" South Carolina Senate Candidate
• South Carolina Pol Questions Dem Senate Candidate's 'Mental Status'
• David Axelrod: Alvin Greene Doesn't Appear To Be "Legitimate"
• Sour Pixels
• Do Democrats think before they vote?
• APNewsBreak: Losing SC Senate candidate protesting
• The Beauty of Alvin Greene
• Vic Rawl files formal protest over Alvin Greene's Democratic primary win in South Carolina
• YOU Lie: Rep. Clyburn (D) Implies Alvin Greene Is A Plant Involved With Rep. Joe Wilson (R)
• SC candidate protests primary loss to mystery Dem
• SC election of Greene -- MIA: Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson
• DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-10 (The Alvin Chronicles Continue)
• Alvin Greene Can't Immediately Name GOP Opponent Jim DeMint
• Why the 17th Amendment was a bad idea
• SC Dem Senate Nominee Asked if He is "Mentally Sound"; Greene Calls Critics "Knuckleheads" -- Video
• Did anyone heard the interview of Alvin Green by Mark Levin? I am losing all hope to save America...
• Lawmaker requests commission impound voting machines
• Alvin Greene voter says it was the name that swayed her
• Sen Clyburn On Greene Win: "Great Possibility" Someone Tampered With Machines
• James Clyburn Claims 'Hacking' Behind Alvin Greene's Surprise Win in S.C. Senate Race
• Graham would back S.C. election probe (Linseed Grahamnesty reaches across aisle, again!)
• SC Senate Candidate Greene Was Lousy Soldier

[AAABEST]

Chris Matthews asked guests: "Do you think this has the look of a dirty trick -- sort of a Watergate number?" Watergate, you'll recall, involved the Nixon White House trying to persuade a mildly retarded black man to run for the Senate.

The key to Greene's victory, you see, is that he got more votes. How do liberals imagine Republicans pulled that off? Mesmerize the Democrats into voting for an idiot? If they could do that, John McCain would be president.

[DugwayDuke]

I suspect what happened maybe similar to something I saw back in Oklahoma in the 50s.

Since this was before TV advertising, most campaigning was done thru Town Hall kind of meetings. All the candidates would show up in different small towns on the same night and would give their campaign speeches. Pretty dull stuff.

There was this old peanut farmer who ran every campaign for county sheriff. He was a joke but his speeches were funny. He could draw a crowd. He actually said that the only reason he ran was because the other guys paid him to run because he could get people to show up. FYI, one of his campaign planks was that he would sell all the sheriffs cars saving money. After all, he said he didn’t own a car, he walked every where he went, and the sheriff deputy’s could do the same.

Well, one year, people were pretty fed up with the candidates for sheriff and a lot of folks decided they’d vote for the peanut farmer as a protest. He came within a whisker of winning but he missed 50% by about 100 votes. He lost the runoff by a landslide when folks realized what they’d almost elected.

[BenLurkin]

“Yes, how could a young African-American man with strange origins, suspicious funding, shady associations, no experience, no qualifications, and no demonstrable work history come out of nowhere and win an election?”

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[jessduntno]

Need the whole quote...

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war. - Ann Coulter

[PROCON]

Need the whole quote...

I stand corrected...but this quote just drives the left nuts!

[jessduntno]

Need the whole quote... I stand corrected...but this quote just drives the left nuts!

No...no...no...not correcting...I just love the whole sweep, the reality and brutality of it. That’s my kind of gal.

[samtheman]

Ann clips off more talent when she trims her fingernails than exists in the entire liberal media establishment... going back several generations.

[2ndDivisionVet]

How did the Party of Harry Truman, Henry “Scoop” Jackson, Hubert Humphrey and Sam Nunn become this Marxist joke that we see before us?

[Truthsearcher]

Because they were also the party of FDR, Ted Kennedy, Tip O’Neil, LBJ, and Jimmy Carter.

[Dante3]

Great article.

[zeugma]

I like Coulter. She’s biting and funny, but no other pundit can hold a candle to Mark Steyn.

[Doulos1]

He is good, he is very good, even with that smokers cough.