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DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-10 (The Alvin Chronicles Continue)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/14/2010 4:45:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmie obsession with the WINNER of the Demcrat senate primary in South Carolina, Alvin Greene, continues. Why? My theory is that Obama has proven himself so incredibly inept and lacking in leadership in the Gulf oil crises that the DUmmies would rather focus on other topics. Also by devising elaborate conspiracy theories now over Alvin, it gives DUmmies the excuse that the elections were stolen when the results of November's elections come in. The latest chapter of the Alvin Chronicles can be seen in the THREAD, "Is Alvin Greene faking it ? or is he really slow ? he has a degree in political science." So let us now watch the DUmmies once again provide us with comedy gold in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your strict Alvinist humble correspondent, is in the [brackets]:

Is Alvin Greene faking it ? or is he really slow ? he has a degree in political science

[IQ conspiracy theory.]

Maybe the guy on TV isn't really Alvin Green.

[Could it be Pinky Lee or Buster Brown or Betty White or the Red Skelton?]

He sure seems to have the mind of a plant.

[Didn't he used to live in Mike Gravel's garden?]

I don't think he's faking being an idiot. But he is being fed everything he says and he is telling lies.

[Karl Rove is speaking through Alvin's earpiece.]

Alvin Greene for President!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I haven't seen any interviews, since I still have analog TV with no digital converter, so I'm just guessing.

[And YOU'RE complaining that Alvin isn't bright?]

I think he's seriously mentally impaired. Either that, or he's a guy of average to low intelligence who's been paid well to be where he is, shut up and say as little as possible. But either way, there's very little light in there. And the University of South Carolina, if it actually gave him a degree, should be sued for malpractice.

[So can Columbia U and Harvard be sued for giving You-Know-Who degrees when he didn't even bother to show up for classes?]


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Did another coupon run today in order to jam pack my fridge with more steak, OJ, milk, salad veggies, eggs, and other stuff for basically nothing. One cashier today just couldn't accept coupon reality. First she checked with the manager, then with another cashier, and finally with the manager again. She just couldn't stand me getting like $62 of stuff for under $2. Actually my run was even better than indicated. If you only KNEW. Hee! Hee! Anyway, I have enough steak to last the rest of the week. Tomorrow I am hanging out at home so steak and eggs for breakfast, steak sandwiches for lunch, and steak and onions for supper. Oddly enough my doctor recently told me my cholesterol level is low. Thank you, benevolent genes!
1 posted on 06/14/2010 4:45:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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1st?


2 posted on 06/14/2010 4:46:15 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/14/2010 4:47:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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Top 10!
4 posted on 06/14/2010 4:47:35 PM PDT by txroadkill (Is it November yet?)
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ibtp be!@chets!


5 posted on 06/14/2010 4:47:39 PM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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TOP TEN!!!!..off to read.


6 posted on 06/14/2010 4:48:15 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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premature IBTP. top 10?


7 posted on 06/14/2010 4:49:22 PM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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What coupons are you talking about? My wife has saved some money, but I don’t know how you get $62 for $2. Would love to find out.


8 posted on 06/14/2010 4:51:27 PM PDT by Defiant (Obama hawking Special K-- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rDJdHQspuI)
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Tomorrow I am hanging out at home so steak and eggs for breakfast, steak sandwiches for lunch, and steak and onions for supper

Sounds like a Monty Python song....
9 posted on 06/14/2010 4:51:51 PM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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Alvin was just on the Mark Levin Show. He sounded kind of lost....


10 posted on 06/14/2010 4:53:09 PM PDT by Rocko
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Sounds like this Alvin guy just needs a teleprompter!


11 posted on 06/14/2010 4:53:18 PM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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Oops there goes another rubber tree plant


12 posted on 06/14/2010 4:56:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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Use store coupons COMBINED with manufacturer’s coupons. Then use the $3 off $30 for everything coupon that I saw stuck on the Spanish language newspapers (celebrando la Copa Mundial). I guarantee you at least two other people in the county are doing the same thing but I beat them to the punch.


13 posted on 06/14/2010 4:57:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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I still have analog TV with no digital converter,

Wasn't the government giving away coupons for the converters?

How'd they miss out on that free s***?

14 posted on 06/14/2010 4:59:19 PM PDT by csvset
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It would help, perhaps he has Rocky Balboa’s relaxed brain?

He has a bit of trouble remembering Jim DeMints name, on Mark Levin’s show a few minutes ago.


15 posted on 06/14/2010 4:59:28 PM PDT by JohnD9207 (John McCain is a proud Ted Kennedy conservative!)
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This guy Alvin’s so “sharp” he’d need kid’s cue cards to learn HOW to read a teleprompter...


16 posted on 06/14/2010 5:08:07 PM PDT by mikrofon (Ergo, a PolySci major)
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Get 2 boxes of Eggos Waffles for just 49 cents total starting this Thursday. Investigate on the Web. All answers are there.


17 posted on 06/14/2010 5:09:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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Why not a retard for US Senate ... he’d fit right in with the other Jackasses ... and besides .. we have a idiot for president


18 posted on 06/14/2010 5:15:34 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Would you hold my hand ... If I saw you in heaven ... to my angel in heaven)
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Alvin Greene voter says it was the name that swayed her

Beaufort —
He grabbed well over 50 percent of the democratic votes statewide in his run for US Senate. Same story in Beaufort County. But now, many who voted for Alvin Greene either won’t admit it or now say they’re ashamed.

Here’s another twist to the blame game of how this whole thing happened.

“I voted for him because his name sounded like the singer and I’d never heard of Vic Rawl,” Gail Westerfield of Beaufort said. “I didn’t have name recognition— so I went with the person who had the most...famous name. It’s so bad.”

Could it be that a man behind gospel and soul helped Alvin Greene — a man with little to no campaign — become South Carolina’s Democratic candidate for US Senate?

An ashamed Gail Westerfield says that’s what it boiled down to when before her were two names she’d never seen before.

“I had just never heard of either of these guys and it never occurred to me that anything like this could happen or my vote and that this other person I was with who shall go nameless that our votes would contribute to South Carolina being the butt of a joke again. I mean, I feel terrible about it,” she said.

Since Greene’s victory we’ve learned much, much more — that many wish they’d known before.

The unemployed veteran is facing a felony obscenity charge. His mental stability has been questioned by political leaders, and the Democratic Party is asking that he withdraw. But Greene says he’s not going anywhere, leaving Gail humiliated she had something to do with it all.

“I mean, we’re rivaling Florida now for the ridiculousness. I don’t feel good about being a part of that,” she said.

Gail says she’s not trying to justify her bad decision but she does wish that the Democratic Party would have put as much vigor in informing voters about the candidates as they have in the post-game of the primary.


19 posted on 06/14/2010 5:40:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Strict Alvinist.)
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“Oddly enough my doctor recently told me my cholesterol level is low. “

My cholesterol has dropped 30 points since I went on Atkins. To quote my doctor, “We are meat eaters after all.”


20 posted on 06/14/2010 5:47:35 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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