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DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-10 (DUmmies Consider Alvin Greene Election the No. 1 Issue)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/13/2010 1:07:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Forget the failing economy, the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster, or terrorism. According to the DUmmies, the top issue of our time should be Alvin Greene winning the Democrat nomination for senator in South Carolina. Think I'm kidding? Then just take a look at the title of this THREAD, "Alvin Greene getting 'elected' shows us what are no 1 issue should be." As we saw in the previous DUFU EDITION, the DUmmies definitely have Alvin on their mind and just can't quit thinking about him. So let us now watch the DUmmies obsess over Alvin Greene to the exclusion of anything based in reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who forgot all about Alvin until seeing this thread, is in the [brackets].

Alvin Greene getting "elected" shows us what are no 1 issue should be.

[An aware Left finally gets Alvinized.]

Election reform. Alvin Greene somehow "won" the election when he lost the absentee vote by 84 to 16. Absentee voting has a paper trail, while the electronic machines don't. There is no logical way Greene legitimately won this election. This would be like the constitution party winning the presidency.

[Your voting machines have been Alvinized.]

This election shows that these machines are simply unreliable. Therefore election reform needs to be our number one issue. If we don't have election reform, none of the other issues matter, because these machines can be manipulated to make any result the powers that be want.

[The economy is falling apart all around us but let's obsess over Alvin.]

K & R this thread if you think election reform should be our number one issue. Unrecommend it if you think it shouldn't.

[Strictly for the comedy material it provides, I am recommending that Alvin remain your no. 1 issue.]

If this isn't fixed.. We will be able to fix NOTHING!! We are disenfranchised, all of us. The contract we have with our own government is broken and thus invalid. If there was ever an invitation to anarchy it is this.

[Could you relay your woe over this to the oil cleanup crews in the Gulf?]

As it should have been our priority after 2000 and 2004

[Alvin will be THE issue in 2012.]

Just because Obama won, does NOT mean our elections are OK.

[Obama won in a landslide and you're still whining about voting machines?]

To add to the conspiracy theorizing if the machine people are manipulating elections I posit that they will test what the limits of manipulation that can the public and the media will accept before they call foul. If so they would try it out in smaller races first before attempting it in more important races. Maybe in this case it was bad programmer or the machines weren't set up right but an 86 point swing definitely calls for an investigation.

[Today Alvin; tomorrow the Chipmunks!]

Who is more likely to be black, Rawl or Greene?

[Greene is the new Black.]

Now the Democrats HAVE to run him against Demint...

[A Greene/DeMint debate somehow sounds like a sweet mixed drink.]

Trial run for nation wide in November???

[Alvin 2012!!! Hey, he already has the Chipmunk vote.]

This really smells as bad as the oil in the Gulf.

[Worse...according to the DUmmies.]

Each state needs to elect a Secretary of State who cares about this issue.

[Alvin Greene for Secretary of State!]


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I went on a HUGE coupon run yesterday. From 8 A.M to 11 P.M. With no breaks. About 20 stores hit. I ended up buying about $1500 worth of stuff for under $30. The Coupon Stars haven't been in this kind of alignment since February so I had to take advantage of it.
1 posted on 06/13/2010 1:07:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/13/2010 1:09:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

I especially like all the media/DU commentary about “How does a black man get $10,000?”

And they are utterly clueless about what total racists they are.

Amazing.


3 posted on 06/13/2010 1:10:39 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember ("Subtlety is not going to win this fight": NJ Governor Chris Christie)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just $10 more to Bev ought to fix everything.


4 posted on 06/13/2010 1:12:05 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


5 posted on 06/13/2010 1:12:31 PM PDT by sauropod (The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“$1500 worth of stuff for under $30”

But did you really need that stuff?


6 posted on 06/13/2010 1:12:50 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out ( <<< click my name: now featuring Freeper classifieds)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sounds to me like the DUmmies are trying to pre explain their coming losses as a result of fraud.


7 posted on 06/13/2010 1:13:10 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s funny to watch the commie libs whining about voting. If the election doesn’t go their way, obviously the election was fixed. That comes from doing too many recreational drugs.


8 posted on 06/13/2010 1:13:17 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Bush made me do it!" - Barack Hussein Obama)
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To: PJ-Comix

saw the Alvin Greene interview on Herr Olbermann’s show.

I understand why the Left is so upset. He’s an utter embarrassment.


9 posted on 06/13/2010 1:13:31 PM PDT by sauropod (The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Top 10


10 posted on 06/13/2010 1:13:32 PM PDT by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: PJ-Comix
I ended up buying about $1500 worth of stuff for under $30.

How did you do that?
11 posted on 06/13/2010 1:13:54 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: FormerACLUmember
“How does a black man get $10,000?”

thugin', jivin', shuckin', ya know. tha democrat way..




12 posted on 06/13/2010 1:15:26 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out ( <<< click my name: now featuring Freeper classifieds)
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The DUmmies truly are the “Idiots of the Internet”. The only ones that even come close to them are the KOSmetologists.

The Democrats won congress in 2006 and their Marxist candidate won the presidency in 2008.

I guess the Repubicans are just allowing the Democrats to win as part of a long-term plot to overthrow the government.

I think they need to lay off the weed and the meth.


13 posted on 06/13/2010 1:15:32 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (I Don't Want Obama to Kick Ass. I WANT HIM TO GET OFF HIS ASS!!!!)
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To: FormerACLUmember

$10,000.? Really? They are right,Only black guys who sell crack have that kind of money .......

oh ok well maybe Greene did have the $


14 posted on 06/13/2010 1:15:40 PM PDT by woofie
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But did you really need that stuff?

Yeah, everything EXCEPT the corn. I didn't really need that. However, in order to get all the free stuff, I had to buy ears of corn. LOTS of ears of corn. Result is that I have TONS of corn piled up in my kitchen. So I really didn't need the corn but it allowed me to get free steak, milk, and lots of other stuff. Beside, I can dig eating corn for the next few weeks. Just had a couple of ears with my supper.

15 posted on 06/13/2010 1:18:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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It's a shame we can't put these witless turds out of their misery and let them in on the big secret (I know, we were all told to keep quiet about it

). It was Karl Rove, that magnificent bastard.

16 posted on 06/13/2010 1:18:30 PM PDT by Larry381 (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt)
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To: Vision

Scientific couponing allows me to get lots of stuff cheap/free. And I HAD to get that stuff yesterday because I know of at least a couple of others locally who do the same thing as me. That’s why I had to clear off the supermarket shelves before they beat me to the punch.


17 posted on 06/13/2010 1:20:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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If this isn't fixed.. We will be able to fix NOTHING!!

The libs are never more sad then when they can't fix an election.

18 posted on 06/13/2010 1:21:49 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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I wonder if they know that SC has open primaries.

A recipe for disaster.


19 posted on 06/13/2010 1:34:53 PM PDT by CriticalJ (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But then I repeat myself. MT)
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To: PJ-Comix

Why would anyone “fix” the Dem senate primary in SC this year, a place where DeMint is a MORTAL LOCK to be re-elected ANYWAY, barring huge scandal?


20 posted on 06/13/2010 1:39:59 PM PDT by pogo101
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