Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; (Update: Illegal?)

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Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal?

A colorful metaphor, perhaps?

I’m afraid not.

Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. He’s working on finding out the exact date. Also, it’s been slightly edited.

Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”

Update: Commenter RLW surfed around in the Texas statute books and found this:

(A) Human materials removed during surgery, labor and delivery, autopsy, embalming, or biopsy shall be subjected to one of the following methods of treatment and disposal:…
(ii) tissues or fetuses:…
(III) interment;

We go to the definitions:

(31) Interment–The disposition of pathological waste by cremation, entombment, burial, or placement in a niche…
(9) Burial–The act of depositing a pathological waste in a grave, a crypt, vault, or tomb, or at sea…
(27) Grave–A space of ground in a burial park that is used, or intended to be used for the permanent interment in the ground of pathological waste…
(10) Burial park–A tract of land that is used or intended to be used for the interment of pathological waste in graves.

[Slings and Arrows]

She can use her politics as fertilizer.

[MoochPooch]

I literally just ate and I am now honest-to-God going to throw up.

This woman has no shame. None. Whatsoever.

[The SISU kid]

ROTFLMAOAPIMP!!!!!!

sorry, but I'm stealin' that one and will use and abuse it often!!!!

8^)

[at bay]

It's a game she play
With her DNA
It's what Cindy do.

[aculeus]

BTTT

[Arrowhead1952]

Well.......

There went breakfast.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush…

Way too many jokes there....

[pray4liberty]

Who in their right mind asks for their uterus...I couldn't wait to get rid of mine!

I'll tell you what, if the docs took mine, they can keep it.

You'd think Cindy would do something useful with it...like donate it for adult stem cell research or something. Whoops only Republicans do that.

[Shortstop7]

Oh, God...she's trying to grow another one of herself, isn't she?

ROFL!!

[Doctor Raoul]

It's not human.

[BulletBobCo]

Oh, God...she's trying to grow another one of herself, isn't she?

[lowbridge]

It's not human.

First words of the archaeologist five thousand years from now when he digs it up.

[seeker_two]

Can't we have her arrested for groundwater contamination or something?....

[Rb ver. 2.0]

If she'd have offered I'm sure Tom Cruise would have eaten it.

[Lx]

Did she do like in the book Dune and drink the distilled water of her mom's afterbirth?

Shouldn't a HAZMAT team be dispatched?

[Lx]

Oh yeah, this also reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many kids, her uterus fell out!

[mad_as_he$$]

Isn't it illegal to dispose of human body parts just anywhere you please? Hey maybe we could have the Sheehan hauled to a landfill. She's not using her brain.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Isn't it illegal to dispose of human body parts just anywhere you please?

Yes, but what bearing does that have on Cindy?

[mad_as_he$$]

Seriously, what does it take to have someone committed in Texas? Many States it is just two concerned relatives with a Doctor.

[mad_as_he$$]

lol Good point.