Posted on 08/02/2006 7:58:02 AM PDT by ritewingwarrior
The Democrats have launched a new site called fudgereport.net, that mocks the Drudge Report. One of the interesting features is the ability for readers to submit 'tips'. I already posted my secret that Senator Rockefeller is the real leaker behind all of the secret program leaks. Also, Hillary is really a commie and runs Communist Party meetings in her basement.
Feel free to post all of your tips to the Democrats. They need this valuable information!!
Used to be if you typed "www.drudge.com" instead of "www.drudgereport.com" you got some whiney lefty Drudge ripoff.
Haha thats one of mine too. ALso that Patrick was really drunk the night he crashed. They need to know this and through them in jail.
PING PING PING
Man, you all will have fun with this.
Got yer mail yank, I'll answer it later. I'm still recuperating from 24/7 week camping/fishing in 98 degree weather with the little girl. Went back out canoing/fishing yesterday, but I'm staying inside today.
Democrats actually mock their own simplemindedness by offering up this feelings drenched parody of themselves.
through=throw. Shouldn't type and talk on the phone at the same time.
Overheard in a DSC meeting...
Participant #1: Okay boys, we need some new ideas. Some real fresh 'tinking. Let's don't lose more elections. Whatcha' all got?
Participant #2: Sir, my research and polling indicates that the American people are increasingly frustrated with the situation in Iraq, but don't see our party as doing anything constructive about it. I say we steal the issue from the Republicans by taking a tougher stance on war and national security, and that we put a lid on some of our cohorts who make us look like we're the bad guys.
Participant #1: Naaahh! None a'dat! We need pizazz! We need neon lights! We need ta' make a big splash. Who else has sumthin'?
Participant #3: Well, I get the feeling a lot of Americans, even Republicans, aren't too happy about the national debt and illegal immigrant situations. I propose we come out with ideas that will make us look serious about stemming the tide of illegal immigration and bringing our spending under control.
Participant #1: Awww, you guys ain't no good. Come on! Ideas! Fresh ideas!
Participant #4, running in the door and out of breath: Phew! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was just finishing up a long post on DU.
Participant #1: Well, yous got any ideas for fresh material?
Participant #4: Boy, have I! Ready for this...?
All others: Yeah...?
Participant #4: We hire some guy...
All others: Yeah...?
Participant #4: ...to make us a Web site...
All others: Yeah...?
Participant #4: ...and make it look like the drudgereport site...
All others: YEAH...?
Participant #4: ..and we call it...
All others: YEAH...?
Participant #4: ...[chortle], ready?, [giggle]...
All others: YEAH...!!
Participant #4: ...FUDGEreport.com!!
All others: YES! [cheer] [giggle] [fanning themselves]
Participant #1: Now DAT's what I call an IDEA. Let's get to woik, boys!...
which was, of course, part of the master plan of the Jewish Neocons who control Chimpy McBushitler....
The Dunces can't even spell their lead headline:
Third former campaign manger: Harris was given subpoena
they can call it the fudge report, but i'll always call it CBS evening news and the NY times
Wow, only a decade late!
ROFL!
Soooo, if you contribute to this site with a "tip", would you be considered a Fudge Packer?
It sounds like a trend. That and 'taint enough'.
The best form of flattery. If I were Drudge, I'd be pleased.
Man. I was hoping to at least be entertained, but Huffington Post is funnier than this nonsense. Talk about dry. Their idea of 'finishing' the GOP and Matt Drudge is to create an online version of McLaughlin? bleaaahhhhhh
Oh boy! They'd love to go back to the good ol' days of CBS, ABC, & NBC as our only source of news, wouldn't they?
Glad you had fun fishing, any luck?
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