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Overheard in a DSC meeting...

Participant #1: Okay boys, we need some new ideas. Some real fresh 'tinking. Let's don't lose more elections. Whatcha' all got?

Participant #2: Sir, my research and polling indicates that the American people are increasingly frustrated with the situation in Iraq, but don't see our party as doing anything constructive about it. I say we steal the issue from the Republicans by taking a tougher stance on war and national security, and that we put a lid on some of our cohorts who make us look like we're the bad guys.

Participant #1: Naaahh! None a'dat! We need pizazz! We need neon lights! We need ta' make a big splash. Who else has sumthin'?

Participant #3: Well, I get the feeling a lot of Americans, even Republicans, aren't too happy about the national debt and illegal immigrant situations. I propose we come out with ideas that will make us look serious about stemming the tide of illegal immigration and bringing our spending under control.

Participant #1: Awww, you guys ain't no good. Come on! Ideas! Fresh ideas!

Participant #4, running in the door and out of breath: Phew! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was just finishing up a long post on DU.

Participant #1: Well, yous got any ideas for fresh material?

Participant #4: Boy, have I! Ready for this...?

All others: Yeah...?

Participant #4: We hire some guy...

All others: Yeah...?

Participant #4: ...to make us a Web site...

All others: Yeah...?

Participant #4: ...and make it look like the drudgereport site...

All others: YEAH...?

Participant #4: ..and we call it...

All others: YEAH...?

Participant #4: ...[chortle], ready?, [giggle]...

All others: YEAH...!!

Participant #4: ...FUDGEreport.com!!

All others: YES! [cheer] [giggle] [fanning themselves]

Participant #1: Now DAT's what I call an IDEA. Let's get to woik, boys!...