Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Might be now. Used to be all over Miss, Ala, and Northwest Fla. Mostly in small towns.

[cedarswingman]

I told them I could probably get it fixed in time.........

[cedarswingman]

Naw. More rain today. Pickin' my guitar between jokes. Tryin' to get in the mood to write sumpin.

[Soaring Feather]

Oh, which two??


LOL

[CelticLass]

I hate to leave the merriment, but I must. I think I may go kicking and screaming all the way out the door and into my car. LOL Can you just see that? I'll be putting off my leaving until the very last moment, since tis under protest that I'll be leaving the canteen. and the worse part is, I'll not be able to return here until morning. Don't you just feel sorry for me? hahahahaha I've had more than my share of fun here this day, but then I always do when I enter the canteen.

Hugs!

[cedarswingman]

Rain Now. Got a song in my heart though.

Wishin' you a good day.

[WV Mountain Mama]

Howdy all! I finally read all the posts so far and have had quite a good time! This is a great thread and I love laughing so much in the morning. Always a great way to begin the day! Hope all is well with you and the troops!

[cedarswingman]

They've been gone from here for years.

[WV Mountain Mama]

mine?

[WV Mountain Mama]

mine

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks for sharing your jokes with our troops and veterans and their families.

[StarCMC]

Morning CEDAR!! Thanks for checkin' in early! :o)
I am having to reply to my pings cause I just don't have time to read all these awesome jokes. I tried, but my sides hurt to much to continue!!

[cedarswingman]

Well, I doin't drink nothin' stronger n coffee so.......

[cedarswingman]

You stay SAFE and have a great day.

[CelticLass]

Glad to see you've arrived! Tis right you are in saying "Always a great way to begin the day!". All these canteeners spreading sunshine and laughter the world over, it has to be a good day (at least I would hope and pray it would/will be a good day for most if not all). Hugs!

[shield]

I once lived next door to this very over-weight woman. She started "jogging" one day. This only lasted a few days. I asked one of my other neighbors why she gave it up. He told me the fire department made her stop. Seems her thighs kept rubbing together and set her pantyhose on fire......

OH HOW FUNNY!!! I LOVE IT!

[cedarswingman]

There have been some good ones. It is a good day.

[CelticLass]

She'll be hoping for the same, for herself and all. Thank you. Hugs!

[Kathy in Alaska]

ms b.....#100!!

[StarCMC]

Are you a PEEPING TOM???