Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6
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...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??..... MORE EXCITING Holiday GIFTS! Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!
Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right. It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in. It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates. The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools... flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers knife
It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart. The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk! MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh. Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus! HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.
So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far the most remarkable clock we have ever seen. The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.
How does the word in the box make you feel?
If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.
The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch, Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY
And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.
FREE, with the purchase a 1-year subscription to It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!! The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"! The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like. No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening! Nor was Santa Claus! |
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HUGS!
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Super! Thanks, I just got in from a hectic shopping tour and they are perfect with coffee. Bless you!
NEW LYRICS
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
The Bee Gees
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
Bobby Darin
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
Ringo Starr
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
Roberta Flack
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
Johnny Nash
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
Paul Simon
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
Commodores
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
Marvin Gaye
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
Procol Harem
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
Leo Sayer
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
The Temptations
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:
1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide and Go Pee.
3. 20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear.
4. Kick the Bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical Recliners.
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.
And what is your mechanic's specialty?
beachie.....#300!!
Angel Boy.....#150 and #200!!
My mechanic is excellent, however, and works on most everything on the car. Electronics he hates, but has some limited abilities there, too.
Pull up a chair, sit back and relax, and just enjoy.
And thank you for your service to America.
23 get ups now?
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