Posted on 11/28/2004 4:59:45 PM PST by patriciaruth
I've got a bunch of Christmas cards ("proudly MADE in the U.S.A.") that will be going with the last Christmas care packages for our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan with candy canes and other goodies, and
I need some fun jokes to go in them!
Please both post your joke here and then send a copy to me by FReepmail with your first name, town and State at the bottom.
I'll print them up and tuck them in the last 4 or 5 dozen cards going out tomorrow and Tuesday.
Fu***** classic!
Ahhh, the old salt trick! Saved many a horrible brew with it meself.
My stuff tends to need it regardless of whether it is burned yet or not.
*chuckle*
Ok this one made me laugh:
A man walks into a bar and starts drinking in the corner, after about two hours he stands up and at the top of his voice shouts "ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES". The bar falls silent. Then there is the sound of a chair moving and a huge guy with a kerry-edwards badge stands up and goes over to the man and beats the cr@p out of him.
As he turns around the barman says "so I suppose you're a Lawyer?"
The big guy says "No I'm an Asshole"
LOL "Switch to decaf? I'm switchin' to crank fu**ers!!!"
Uh Oh.
These are so funny.
A U.S Airborne Ranger from the top of a hill calls down to a gaggle of ragbag terrorists. So the leader sends a squad of men saying "Go get that American infidel". The squad disappears over the hill and never returns. The ranger reappears taunting them. Then the leader sends a platoon level bunch of terrorists who also disappear over the hill and never return. The Ranger returns making fun of the terrorists bearded momma's and various other classic taunts. Finally the leader musters everyone to charge up the hill after the US Ranger. As the last terrorists are cresting the hill they see several of their comrades retreating saying "It's a trap it's a trap, there's TWO of them!!!!"
There are some jokes about my coffee, mainly that it's a vicious evil brew bent on world domination.
The Focxhole thread has it as an in joke there.
LOL Mine just dominates my bladder. It's not too ambitious.
"switching to crank" may be the best description of my coffee yet.
*LOL!*
Foxhole crew and friends.
We have a winning description of my coffee, in honor of the hyper buzz it gives some people.
(And which I am exceedingly jealous of since I do not experience it!)
I'm keeping this one, and logging it in as a testimonial.
*grin*
A comedy.
What do you have when you have a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff, but with one empty seat?
A tragedy.
Feel free.
Thanks!
"It shall go down in the history of the coffee!"
Well, the children ARE the future...
And the future is rather jittery due to coffee.
*chuckle*
LOL. That'll work.
;-)
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Really good one!
I'll put it in the last minute mailing to some Rangers!
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