A U.S Airborne Ranger from the top of a hill calls down to a gaggle of ragbag terrorists. So the leader sends a squad of men saying "Go get that American infidel". The squad disappears over the hill and never returns. The ranger reappears taunting them. Then the leader sends a platoon level bunch of terrorists who also disappear over the hill and never return. The Ranger returns making fun of the terrorists bearded momma's and various other classic taunts. Finally the leader musters everyone to charge up the hill after the US Ranger. As the last terrorists are cresting the hill they see several of their comrades retreating saying "It's a trap it's a trap, there's TWO of them!!!!"
Really good one!
I'll put it in the last minute mailing to some Rangers!