This article has been posted to DoctorZin’s New News Blog!
Posted on 08/11/2004 8:38:31 AM PDT by Conservomax
Edited on 08/11/2004 9:10:02 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
There is a pic of Evita and Lurch under the headline, which currently is unclickable. More news to follow, I would gather.
SEPARATE HOTEL ROOMS AFTER SHOUTING MATCH
**Exclusive**
Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night -- a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms!
A well-placed law enforcement source tells DRUDGE how Kerry and Teresa Heinz moved to separate suites at Flagstaff's Little America Hotel.
"It was a cooling off, nothing more," says a top source.
The stress of the campaign and the nonstop tour of battleground states is taking a toll on the Kerrys.
Teresa Heinz Kerry has been confiding in staffers how the tour is just "nonstop movement" and how there "is no time just to 'be.'"
Developing...
Kerry Campaign Manager: This Swift Boat Vet stuff is going to kill us... we can't keep it out of the mainstream media much longer.
Kerry: Well, I can't go on stating I was there, because I really wasn't... and admitting that I lied would shoot down my polling numbers...
Kerry Campaign Manager: Well, we need to distract the media on something insignificant, that we can use to our advantage later.
Kerry: How about a spat between me and the Missus?
Kerry Campaign Manager: I think you're on to something, the media will report this and they'll have an excuse for not running with the Christmas in Cambodia affair.
Kerry: And we'll patch things up in a couple days, and we'll look like the All American Couple.
Kerry Campaign Manager: OK... someone leak something to Drudge!
John's not gay, he's just a numbnuts.
"Cant we just buy this election?"
"No...tizzy...they have a funny little way of determining the winner. I think we must play this one by the little peoples rules"
Um, I don't think so ... not unless they sedate her. In that case we will not hear from her until after the election.
"The stress of the campaign and the nonstop tour of battleground states is taking a toll on the Kerrys."
Great. They're definitely ready to manage the war on terror.
You got it on my screen also, lol.
HEH HEH I didn't say Edwards was I said Kerry was. HEH HEH!
She probably told him, "Will you stop talking in that fake presidential voice you adopted when you took the lead in the primaries? It's annoying!!!!!"
Campaign Implosion Alert!
1. Exploiting the fact that he lied about Cambodia
2. Admits Iraq war was "right thing to do" after calling it a mistake
3. Taking it out on Teraiza.
It has been a bad week for F'ing
John: How the f could you forget what state we were in?
Theresa: Oh yeah, moron--how the f could you tell congress you spent Christmas in Cambodia? C'mon over here and I'll bite your ankle so you can get another phony Purple Heart.
...wonder if she'll launch an ashtray at his head like old Hillary did to Bill...maybe that would qualify Kerry for yet another Purple Heart...
Pray for W and Our Troops
You were saying ...? 
Looks like she just escaped from a rubber room.
I can see it now, guys in white suits and butterfly nets lurking in the background.
Ya mean they don't sleep on the bus??
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LOL.............this makes my day.
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