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1 posted on 06/16/2004 7:21:49 AM PDT by ZGuy
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What did they kill him twice for??


2 posted on 06/16/2004 7:24:52 AM PDT by TomServo (“I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face." "Count slow...")
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Can we start a countdown until somebody takes up a collection for its cubs? Because after all, animals don't have a support system like people do.


/sarcasm


3 posted on 06/16/2004 7:26:50 AM PDT by ICX (I am sorry Michael Moore is American; he could feed a medium sized village in Africa.)
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A male bear is an "it"?

They had to kill him, before he hacked into their computer system.

4 posted on 06/16/2004 7:29:14 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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My first thought was that it was looking for drugs, but it sounds like it was trying to hack the computers. It was probably working with the anti-hunting crowd.


5 posted on 06/16/2004 7:30:36 AM PDT by PAR35
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I can see where the officers were concerned about the danger posed by the bear, but they *did* have it confined in a single room. Seems to me that discharging a firearm inside a hospital should be something they'd consider only as a last resort.

8 posted on 06/16/2004 7:43:24 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Who put the Tribbles in the Quadrotriticale?")
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I guess Al Gore forgot to wire the forrest and the bear wanted a Roadrunner connection for improved game-ing.


9 posted on 06/16/2004 7:44:08 AM PDT by rod1 (On the front line)
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Wow! Wow!

11 posted on 06/16/2004 7:46:43 AM PDT by EggsAckley (...............“Zvinongoitikawo (…it happens)”...............)
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This is more than I can bear.


15 posted on 06/16/2004 7:55:06 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Nothing can be made totally foolproof, because fools are so darned ingenious.)
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The bear wandered down a few hallways and into a computer room, said Lt. Karl Martin of the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries. Two police officers yanked the door shut behind it.

I see that jocks are still playing pranks on nerds. ;)

18 posted on 06/16/2004 8:08:58 AM PDT by Liberal Classic (This dog bite me)
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Just damn. Just damn.

Just damn.

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22 posted on 06/16/2004 8:23:35 AM PDT by mhking
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In related news, the Kerry campaign has blamed President Bush for the incident.

"It is because George Bush has not provided health care insurance to literally millions of carnivores that they are forced to paw their way into our hospitals. When I am President, there will be free veterinary coverage for all our fine, furry friends."


23 posted on 06/16/2004 8:24:58 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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Once again, the right to arm bears is lacking.


28 posted on 06/16/2004 8:44:54 AM PDT by Monty22
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Show of hands . . . on reading the headline, who here thought of the elephant joke?
29 posted on 06/16/2004 8:46:01 AM PDT by Xenalyte (This dog bite me.)
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pinging the Department of Redundancy Department

32 posted on 06/16/2004 8:50:24 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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Alas, this will intiate another few provisions in the JCAHO Environment of Care Standards for health care institutions. The Surveyor will want to see their "Bear Plan" on the next survey.
41 posted on 06/16/2004 9:08:02 AM PDT by Ghengis
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how come HE gets to wander in and about WITHOUT filling out all the required forms and allowing them to photocopy his insurance card? crikey....it's discrimination, I tell ya....


42 posted on 06/16/2004 9:11:50 AM PDT by ZinGirl
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Reminds me of the one about the big black bear who walked into a bar in Bergin County, New Jersey and said,"Bartender, give me a beer." "I'm sorry," the bartender replied, "but we don't serve beer to big black bears at bars in Bergin County, New Jersey." The bear angrily responded, "Bartender, give me a damn beer right now or there is going to be trouble." The Bartender calmly answered, "I'm sorry, but we certainly don't serve beer to big black belligerent bears at bars in Bergin County, New Jersey." Now the bear is really pissed and yells at the bartender, "Give me a freakin beer right now you good for nothing loser or I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender shook his head and firmly said, "I'm sorry sir, but we most certainly do not serve beer to big black belligerent bellicose bears at bars in Bergin County, New Jersey." So the bear gets up off the stool walks to the end of the bar, takes one swipe at the lady and kills her and eats her. "Now will you serve me a beer?" "Absolutely not," replied the bartender, "We don't serve beer to big black belligerent, bellicose bears in Bergin County, New Jersey, who are on drugs." "What are you talking about," asked the bear, "I'm not on drugs." "Yes you are," the bartender replied, "That was a barbiturate."


60 posted on 06/16/2004 10:11:29 AM PDT by Labyrinthos (`)
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To bad they killed the bear, I would have thought other means could have been taken to get the bear out of the hospital. Black bears are strong, smart and wild, but not vicious. This bear had probably been living out of the hospital dumpster for quite a while, most likely got curious and decided to have a look inside. Shame it cost him his life.


62 posted on 06/16/2004 10:16:30 AM PDT by jpsb (Nominated 1994 "Worst writer on the net")
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The subject in question......

66 posted on 06/16/2004 10:21:08 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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Didn't he have medical insurance??


75 posted on 06/16/2004 1:33:14 PM PDT by ZULU
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