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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: sciencediet
Ah ! Texas sized beers ! Thanks.![](http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/BeerDinner.gif)
581
posted on
04/22/2004 8:09:22 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
To: Mjaye
see post 463
582
posted on
04/22/2004 8:11:17 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
To: sandyeggo
This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on FR. Does your brother-in-law realize just how many people are sitting ringside to this circus? :) Please - put me on your ping list.
He doesn't really have a firm grasp on how popular the story of his misery is becoming. The last time he saw this we only had about 30 replies. Then it just ballooned. I'm not even sure if he's still conscience. We stopped checking on him because we grew tired of hearing his pathetic moans. I've added you to the picture ping list.
583
posted on
04/22/2004 8:14:35 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
To: GODFEARINGWOMAN; Jaysun
The baking soda/shampoo combo was going to be my suggestion too. That will work. But the best piece of advice I can give is you boys should never go anywhere again without an adult! :)
To: opinionator
That's mean.
585
posted on
04/22/2004 8:16:00 AM PDT
by
ladylib
To: Jaysun
picture ping please
To: Ima Lurker
The baking soda/shampoo combo was going to be my suggestion too. That will work. But the best piece of advice I can give is you boys should never go anywhere again without an adult! :)
HAHA! Hey, you might be surprised to learn that we worked it all out. See post 463
587
posted on
04/22/2004 8:18:59 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
To: katykelly
allrighty
588
posted on
04/22/2004 8:21:01 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
To: Nakatu X
So you went out with this guy?
589
posted on
04/22/2004 8:23:21 AM PDT
by
m87339
(If you could see what a drag it is to be you)
To: Eaker
"you may never read it all, but a partial is worth it" ping.
Read #1, as many suggestions as you have time for, then read post #450 to see how it all came out.
590
posted on
04/22/2004 8:32:55 AM PDT
by
thackney
(Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer)
To: Jaysun
Shave & regrow.
591
posted on
04/22/2004 8:37:08 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Fight election fraud! Volunteer as a local poll watcher, challenger or district official.)
To: 4mycountry
just lucky that way.
592
posted on
04/22/2004 8:38:24 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
To: Jaysun
I've never wanted to see any picture more than these! LOL
PLEASE, add me to that list!
To: LTCJ
cornstarch works even better after you decant about a quart of warm rendered lard onto the hair
594
posted on
04/22/2004 8:39:34 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
To: Jaysun
It's a darn shame "Seinfeld" is over. THis would have been a great episode with George!
Would love to be pinged to the pics!
595
posted on
04/22/2004 8:45:50 AM PDT
by
bonfire
To: Jaysun
oh
my
god
your pal now sports the "do" of a carnival game kewpie doll
or carrottop
rule to the wise: just say no to metro
596
posted on
04/22/2004 8:47:17 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(poets and philosophers should NEVER pretend to Engineering... especially SOCIAL Engineering!)
To: Jaysun
Everyone called their wives for advice and got nowhere. My wife might have helped if she had known what to suggest and if she could quit cackling out loud at his plight. I love her.Haha. I'd like to see the pictures too please.
To: Jaysun
LOL
Brother-In-Law
To: Jaysun
HHHMMMMM
As the Book says, harping on a matter seperates friends.
Relentless has it's place . . . we NEED to be relentless against her hideous heinous Shrillery.
And fun can get carried away.
But healthy close male friendships are hard to come by in our era. They are worth a lot of work to preserve.
And, it sounds like you guys had SOMETHING going for your group else there'd not have been so much camaraderie in this situation.
I hope HIS sense of humor and ability to laugh at himself is good or getting markedly better through all this! Usually in such situations, the only thing worth anything is a sense of humor. All the rest of whatever has already irretrievably gone to the dogs!
And with pics!!!! WOW! That certainly turns it into a HAPPENING. Plus a classic FR thread!?!!! Wheeeeeee.
He should take pride, he's now become an FR icon!
Thanks for sharing!
599
posted on
04/22/2004 9:16:12 AM PDT
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
To: hellinahandcart; All
FIRST,
BEFORE REMOVING THE TOILET PAPER, TAKE A PHOTO AND LABEL IT . . . . . .
OMAMA BIN ACHE-N
600
posted on
04/22/2004 9:20:24 AM PDT
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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