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Morford: Shut Up And Say "I Do" (It's BushCo's "Marriage Protection Week")
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, October 15, 2003
| Mark Morford, Always a Bridesmaid
Posted on 10/15/2003 7:26:15 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:25 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Mark's unrequieted longing for President Bush gets the better of her and distracts her from the truely groundbreaking journalism she has recently been engaged in. Mark, why are you wasting time with gay marriage when you could be giving the world what it wants and needs: more of your profound insight on cheese fries, or your used laptop.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:26:15 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: All
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"Facts are stubborn things, and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." - John Adams -
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Make your statement.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:27:11 AM PDT
by
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To: Support Free Republic
Did you hug a priest today? Run from a scary homosexual person? Coo over a copy of Bride's magazine? Fall on your knees and thank God Almighty that your child isn't yet gay or pagan or libertarian and if she is that's OK because it's nothing that regular lithium and electroshock therapy can't "cure"?
You did? Great! Because this entire week, Oct. 13-18, has been decreed "Marriage Protection Week" by the delightfully sanctimonious and homophobic Bush administration. It's true.
I believe it is the homosexuals and the liberal-socialists who are "delightfully sanctimonious", straight-a-phobic and morality-a-phobic.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:36:00 AM PDT
by
Roughneck
(9 out of 10 Terrorists prefer Democrats, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein)
To: Roughneck; Constitution Day
Don't forget "God-a-phobic"
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:45:40 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
To: presidio9
MAJOR MORFORD MELTDOWN!!!!!!
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:46:03 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: presidio9
MARK MORFORD NEEDS A RITALIN SMOOTHIE STAT!
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:46:19 AM PDT
by
finnman69
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To: presidio9
This line speaks wonders for what moroford is all about...
BushCo doesn't, of course, specify just what marriage requires protection from, exactly, except the "gay agenda" thing, which apparently means lots of happy lesbians handing out free vulva hand puppets to confused little girls on public playgrounds. Oh the horror.
Yes Mark, that's horrible and sick.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:47:40 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: presidio9
![](http://www.aggiecorps.org/photos/56/Proposal.jpeg)
I'll take my weddings and marriage straight up, thank you very much.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:48:04 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: presidio9
He's cranky today.
Mark must have his Bush aviator doll lodged sideways in his rectum today behind the light bulb and gerbil.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:48:43 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: finnman69; Nonstatist; Frank_Discussion
In fairness, he did make it through three whole paragraphs before mentioning anal sex.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:49:38 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
To: finnman69
Has miss Morford weighed in on Arnold's election yet? I've been dying to get her/his take on it!
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:50:49 AM PDT
by
Warren_Piece
(Truth Hits Everybody)
To: presidio9
The constantly menstruating Ms. Morford should employ professionals:
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:51:22 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs)
To: finnman69
Morford must be in denial that Arnold won overwhelmingly in his state, with only the commie Bay Area voting against him.
To: finnman69
Note to Ms Morford:
Not to be used as an erotic toy.
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:53:24 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs)
To: presidio9
Miss Morford sure has her panties in a bunch this time.
I wonder if it's the stress of menopause that's really the source of her delusions.
To: presidio9
In fairness, he did make it through three whole paragraphs before mentioning anal sex. Yeah. Her editor must have sat down and gave her a good talking to (or a spanking).
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:56:34 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs)
To: Warren_Piece; Democratshavenobrains
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:58:44 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
To: Skooz
bwahahaha
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posted on
10/15/2003 7:59:50 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: Skooz
Note to Ms Morford: Not to be used as an erotic toy.Morford has this posted on his column site
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:01:19 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: presidio9
Don't forget "God-a-phobic"
I actually wrote that one in, was appalled at myself, and left it out! Thanks for correcting me!
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posted on
10/15/2003 8:01:45 AM PDT
by
Roughneck
(9 out of 10 Terrorists prefer Democrats, the rest prefer Saddam Hussein)
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