Mark's unrequieted longing for President Bush gets the better of her and distracts her from the truely groundbreaking journalism she has recently been engaged in. Mark, why are you wasting time with gay marriage when you could be giving the world what it wants and needs: more of your profound insight on cheese fries, or your used laptop.
1 posted on
10/15/2003 7:26:15 AM PDT by
presidio9
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2 posted on
10/15/2003 7:27:11 AM PDT by
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To: presidio9
MAJOR MORFORD MELTDOWN!!!!!!
5 posted on
10/15/2003 7:46:03 AM PDT by
finnman69
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To: presidio9
MARK MORFORD NEEDS A RITALIN SMOOTHIE STAT!
6 posted on
10/15/2003 7:46:19 AM PDT by
finnman69
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To: presidio9
This line speaks wonders for what moroford is all about...
BushCo doesn't, of course, specify just what marriage requires protection from, exactly, except the "gay agenda" thing, which apparently means lots of happy lesbians handing out free vulva hand puppets to confused little girls on public playgrounds. Oh the horror.
Yes Mark, that's horrible and sick.
7 posted on
10/15/2003 7:47:40 AM PDT by
finnman69
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To: presidio9
I'll take my weddings and marriage straight up, thank you very much.
8 posted on
10/15/2003 7:48:04 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: presidio9
He's cranky today.
Mark must have his Bush aviator doll lodged sideways in his rectum today behind the light bulb and gerbil.
9 posted on
10/15/2003 7:48:43 AM PDT by
finnman69
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To: presidio9
The constantly menstruating Ms. Morford should employ professionals:
12 posted on
10/15/2003 7:51:22 AM PDT by
Skooz
(All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs)
To: presidio9
Miss Morford sure has her panties in a bunch this time.
I wonder if it's the stress of menopause that's really the source of her delusions.
To: presidio9
I have to admit, reading Mark Morford is the only time I can glimpse into the mind of a seething leftist and want to chuckle instead of scream.
21 posted on
10/15/2003 8:09:34 AM PDT by
tdadams
To: presidio9
Give Morford credit -- he doesn't get all mealy-mouthed and hide his meaning....
But what does he have against professional wrestling?
22 posted on
10/15/2003 8:09:50 AM PDT by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: presidio9
Mark...Women. They're hot. Yes, Mark, even in San Francisco. I've seen them. Some of them are actually even friendly. You should try them sometime. If God really intended for man's love life to be like a) that scene in "Deliverance", b) that scene in "Pulp Fiction" or c) a typical Saturday night on the town for you, He could just as easily have skipped creating woman. Fortunately, He stuck with it and gave us all the benefit of what was possibly His single best idea. Take the hint.
(Some of you will ask, "Then how do you explain Helen Thomas?" Ah well...what can I say? It's not her fault. Homely women are one of the more tragic results of the Fall. Had Adam and Eve never sinned, all women would be statuesque beauties...even Helen.)
26 posted on
10/15/2003 8:21:18 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Mark Morford is an ardent dog lover. He says so himself.)
To: presidio9
Never mind. It's just another Morford panty twist.
To: presidio9
I almost feel sorry of Miss Morford. Anybody that can glean that much nonsense out of "Marriage Protection Week" is clearly demented, on heavy drugs or just on the rag.
31 posted on
10/15/2003 9:12:34 AM PDT by
Fzob
(Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
To: presidio9
Anybody ever see Morford and Justin Raimando in the same room?
32 posted on
10/15/2003 9:55:57 AM PDT by
hang 'em
("Pray to allah in one hand and take a shi'ite in the other and see ya got" - Old Desert Saying.)
To: dighton
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!TWISTED PANTIES FACTOR 10!
To: presidio9
After all, marriage ain't just for uptight right-wing Christian zealots anymore. And it never will be.Marriage DEFINITELY "ain't" for immoral, left-wing, anti-Christian, heterophobic, depraved, sodomy-loving REPROBATES either! And it never will be!
35 posted on
10/15/2003 10:34:34 AM PDT by
Sister_T
(God created Adam & Eve; NOT Adam & Steve; NOT Madam & Eve!)
To: presidio9
It's obvious what Miss Morford considers most important in life:
Good sex.
To: presidio9
38 posted on
10/15/2003 11:40:04 AM PDT by
fporretto
(This tagline is programming you in ways that will not be apparent for years. Forget! Forget!)
To: presidio9
Quite the arrogant, stupid, pillow biting, neo nazi, drag-prom queen rant. Miss Morford must be suffering from men-o-pause. Maybe he could foster together some kind of gay brady bunch as an alternative example for us uneducated nitwits who do it the right way. </sarcasm
Miss Morford is the world best example of why leading a straight, monogamous, non drinking, non partying, life is good for your soul.
39 posted on
10/15/2003 2:04:55 PM PDT by
judicial meanz
(Happy Birthday, US Navy. May many more follow.)
To: presidio9
Poor Miss Morford must surely have wailed when her hero Bill Clinton signed the
Defense of Marriage Act during his tenure in the White House...
40 posted on
10/15/2003 2:26:37 PM PDT by
Southack
(Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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