Posted on 10/11/2002 10:30:30 AM PDT by Just another Joe
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Smoker's Lounge
Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...
Emotion fills air in drug use case
Smoker Awarded $28 Billion!
A Reply to Chris Bacon: A Liberal's Desperate Campaign to Smear Freepers
California Jury Awards Former Smoker Record $28 Billion
South Houston city council repeals smoking ordinance A Major Win!
Non-smoking ordinance reviewed
IF THEY WEREN'T SERIOUS, THIS WOULD BE HYSTERICAL
Kauai tightens restrictions in smoking bill
Pregnant woman shot over cigarette (The Hate has GOT to STOP) One of the hot threads of the week
Smoking's bad, big government is even worse
Function of Key Molecule in Lung Cancer Identified
BLOOMY SET TO STUB OUT SMOKING AT PHILIP MORRIS
Dawdling bureaucrats: So you think the government cares about your health, huh?
(Delaware) Candidates sharp on taxes
Students Tested for Tobacco Use Some people take up for the smoker
Butts Out! Nassau Passes Smoking Ban
A burning issue for the guvvies
Smokers face higher insurance (As if smokers don't pay enough!)
California beats smokers into submission. I can only wish this title was literal as it would show the world how anti-smokers are teaching the rest of the world to think.
New Frontier in Random Drug Testing: Checking High Schoolers for Tobacco
$28 Billion Smoker Award Could Be Cut
Anti-smoking advocate fires up area students
Japan set to oppose tobacco consumption cuts
SUFFOLK PONDERS SMOKE BAN
Mike's blowing 2nd-hand smoke
L.I. CIG BAN CLEARS HURDLE
Restaurateurs Should Decide Smoking Issue New York City
Restaurateurs Should Decide Smoking Issue Two separate threads. As far as I know the mods let both of them stay.
Berkeley smokers may soon be confined to street corners thanks to new regulation by council
Canadian Strippers Hot Over Smoking Ban: Business Down By About Half WHOA. What happened here? I didn't even see this one!
Smoke-free bars & clubs? Yes
When cigarettes become harder to buy, more minors steal them
Tobacco Kontrol
Tougher Cigarette Laws Turn Minors Into Thieves - CDC Says Restricting Access Is Not Simple
MAYOR MIKE'S ODD OBSESSION
Smoking Ban Causes Debate in N.Y.
Here's part of what I've been busy with this week!!!!!
I'll try to make it back later - gotta go deal with things!!!!
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days, so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work, goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2 X 4. The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an oreo. And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 X 4 up your a** and go as a fudgesicle."
The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
1. In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
2. Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I
3. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
4. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there> are automobiles.
5. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
6. You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.
7. An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
8. Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
9. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
10. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
Jumping Penguins, Batman!
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