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Thanks, Joe, I needed that.....

OH, sorry, here take your pick.

Take my pick? hehe!

Good night, all. Gotta go sight in my rifle tomorrow.
Can't do that with a tired eye and shaky hand so I'm going to bed.

so I'm going to bed.

So am I. Goodnight everyone. It's been fun. See you all tomorrow. God willing and the creek don't rise!!!

yesterday was my birthday

Happy Birthday!!!

Thank You, Carbine. It was a nice one-hubby took me out for dinner to our favorite Italian restaurant so I didn't have to cook.

It was a nice one-hubby took me out for dinner to our favorite Italian restaurant so I didn't have to cook.

Hopefully that's not ALL he did for you. ;^)

Hi Joe. I've been pretty busy lately, but managed to sneak over for a little breakfast.

While I smoke my pipe, how about an irish coffee to help wake me up and get me going?

And, for a little more humor...........

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The blonde at the bar.

A blonde was sitting at a bar drinking heavily..

A male notices that she has been drinking rather heavily. He decides to make his move.

He moves over to her and asks, "How many drinks does it take to make you dizzy?"

The blonde replies, "Seven. And the name is Daisy."

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The Next Reality TV Show

A movie producer was planning his next blockbuster--an action docudrama about famous composers.

So he set up a meeting with Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger and offered them a chance to select which famous musicians they'd portray.

"I've always admired Mozart," Stallone said. "I'd love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme. "That's the part for me."

The producer turned to Schwarzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who do you want to be?"

There was a long silence, and then he replied, "I'll be Bach."

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FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

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Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

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Our last fight - my fault: Wife asked me "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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Have a nice weekend!

Since it is still morning, Here's breakfast!

And a cup of coffee

Not at all...it included a bottle of my favorite perfume, a dozen red roses, a check to order an overpriced (but beautiful) free-standing fireplace from a factory in California for our new master bedroom, and other things that were much enjoyed, but will remain undiscussed here.

and other things that were much enjoyed, but will remain undiscussed here.

Aw, you're no fun but you are discreet.