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Puff List ^ | 9/06/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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[Just another Joe]

Just to get things rolling

Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes / No answers.

She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse.

She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for heads and "No" for tails.

Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes of the exam period, Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.

The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.

"Oh yes, I'm fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago--but," explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I'm going back thru and checking my answers!"

[.30Carbine]

Too cute, Joe!

Tiger just got home and we are cooking beef fajitas!

What can you recommend for a wine, please?

[Just another Joe]

You're eating Mexican so, of course,

Chianti!
(It's either that or tequila with beer chaser.)

[SheLion]

How are you, She. If you'rre not feeling well you should have some of this

I am much better now, Joey. However, if I wasn't, could you cure my ills?! LOL

(Getting ready for Christmas. How do you like my new outfit?!)

Bubba took this of me this evening. Whatcha think?

[Just another Joe]

It's cute but I think there's a little patch of fur showing. (ooops)

[SheLion]

It's cute but I think there's a little patch of fur showing. (ooops)

YOU BAD BOY! LOL

Better fur the claws, right? hehe!

[SheLion]

Ahhhhh couples.....
> > > >
> > > >It has been studied and determined that the most often
> > > >used sexual position for married couples is the doggie
> > > >position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over
> > > >and plays dead.
> > > >
> > > >My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly
> > > >and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
> > > >He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
> > > >I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't
> > > >get back in.
> > > >
> > > >A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going
> > > >to make you the happiest woman in the world" The
> > > >woman says, "I'll miss you."
> > > >
> > > >"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says
> > > >as he steps out of the shower, "honey, what do you
> > > >think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
> > > >this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she
> > > >replied.
> > > >
> > > >Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
> > > >sensitive man?
> > > >A: A rumor.
> > > >
> > > >He said , "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
> > > >wanted to make love to you really badly."
> > > >She said, "Well, you succeeded."
> > > >
> > > >He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
> > > >She said, "That's a good idea, you stand by the
> > > >ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
> > > >

[Just another Joe]

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

HEY NOW, I resemble that remark.

[Just another Joe]

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

[SheLion]

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

HEY NOW, I resemble that remark.

Hey now! Your a great looking stud.  I sure didn't mean that for YOU, sweet Joe!

[SheLion]

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

Can he do it until he has to wear glasses? LOL!

[SheLion]

I'm back and forth watching the Busch race....

[Just another Joe]

Can he do it until he has to wear glasses? LOL!

Now, what does writing with your other hand have to do with wearing glasses? ;^)

[SheLion]

Now, what does writing with your other hand have to do with wearing glasses? ;^)

Now, Joe, haven't you heard about that joke? LOL!

[Just another Joe]

Now, Joe, haven't you heard about that joke? LOL!

Sure I have, but what's that got to do with WRITING with the other hand? ;^)
(check the 'wink')

[SheLion]

Sure I have, but what's that got to do with WRITING with the other hand? ;^)
(check the 'wink')

Must be my dirty mind. LOL I'm such a dirty girl!

Hey, give me another drink, will ya? What kind of barkeep are you anyway! LOL!

[Texan5]

Hi, Joe! I had to break to fix supper, but I have a little time now. I am getting stressed-I have to be on a new project starting just after the 16th of this month, my crew and I are frantically finishing out my new house to begin moving into on 10-1, and yesterday was my birthday. I think I need another beer, please.....

[SheLion]

Joe's missing in action again........

[Just another Joe]

OH, sorry, here take your pick.

[Just another Joe]

(Missing in action) HRMPH
Here ya go, Tex.