Posted on 07/30/2026 9:45:43 AM PDT by dayglored
You may have recently realized that prominent figures can easily slide off the hook by pleading the Fifth Amendment, but did you know it's possible to plead the Fifth at home as well? Husbands, stop incriminating yourselves by simply pleading the Fifth when faced when any of these eight questions:
Dear FRiends,
We need your continuing support to keep FR funded. Your donations are our sole source of funding. No sugar daddies, no advertisers, no paid memberships, no commercial sales, no gimmicks, no tax subsidies. No spam, no pop-ups, no ad trackers.
If you enjoy using FR and agree it's a worthwhile endeavor, please consider making a contribution today:
Click here: to donate by Credit Card
Or here: to donate by PayPal
Or by mail to: Free Republic, LLC - PO Box 9771 - Fresno, CA 93794
Thank you very much and God bless you,
Jim
“No, the dress doesn’t make you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.”
“Are you thinking about the Roman Empire right now?”: No way. Totally locked into that anniversary dinner.
~~~
And don’t give in to the temptation to analogize which dinner guests are the romans and which are the barbarians
I love #6 especially.
1. Not remarrying. Once was enough.
2. Umm, “becoming”?....
3. No, you’re both nightmares.
9. Does this dress make my ass look big?There is no good answer. Plead the 5th immediately. If necessary, throw acid in your own face so that you are blinded and cannot see her backend.
Never complain, never explain and keep to your own council.
Q: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
A: “No, but you look better in the other dress.”
Pleading the Fifth would be inferred as a “Yes” answer, while a little white lie saves the day.
There is no way. I could not find anyo0ne even remotely close.
Wife asks husband that if she died would he remarry. He replies I don’t know but maybe. She says if you do remarry would you let her have my jewels and a list of more of her possessions. He replies probably ; what else would I do with these things. She asks is there anything of mine you would not share with a new wife. He replies yes, your golf clubs. My golf clubs she exclaims. Why ??? He replies because she is left handed.
1. A friend had a similar conversation with his wife:
she: If i died would you remarry?
him: I don’t know.
she: Don’t you like being married?
him: Sure. I probably would remarry.
she: Would you take my photos down from the wall?
him: That would be appropriate to do.
she: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
him: She can’t as she is left handed.
conversation stopped there
Golf jokes are the best, LOL!
LOL we must have a psychotic connection:)
"No. The dress makes you look purple. Your butt makes you look fat."
don’t ask the q if you may not like the answer.
How many women did you sleep with before me?
Where did you put the butter knife I use as screwdriver?
Do you want me to give you directions to ‘X’ location?
What do you think about me cutting my log hair off into a bob?
Better advice: do not marry a woman who asks questions to which she does not want an honest answer.
"I plead the Fifth."
11. In the argument between my brother and his wife, which one do you side with?
12. Why do you read and watch more about men's history than women's history?
13. If I had a twin sister and polygamy was legal, would you marry both of us?
14. Is Star Wars better than Star Trek?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.