[dayglored]

And the perennial favoritre:

9. Does this dress make my ass look big?

There is no good answer. Plead the 5th immediately. If necessary, throw acid in your own face so that you are blinded and cannot see her backend.

[Tell It Right]

10. Do you like the new meal I spent hours on?

11. In the argument between my brother and his wife, which one do you side with?

12. Why do you read and watch more about men's history than women's history?

13. If I had a twin sister and polygamy was legal, would you marry both of us?

[Tell It Right]

14. Is Star Wars better than Star Trek?

[NorthMountain]

9. Does this dress make my ass look big?

1) Ladies: Learn to ask honest questions.

2) Ladies: Learn to accept the answers you get. You asked. If you didn't want an answer, you have no excuse for asking.

3) Gentlemen: Give honest answers from "Day One" of the relationship. You don't have to tolerate emotional abuse. If honest answers set her off, ditch the bitch.

4) Gentlemen: Honesty doesn't mean cruelty. "It's very unflattering" conveys the same message as "It makes you look like Jabba-the-Hutt" ... but one of those is a better answer than the other.