9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women

The Bee ^ | Jul 21, 2026 | The Bee

[dayglored]

Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.

Here are just a few examples:

1. Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.

2. Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.

3. Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.

4. Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.

5. Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.

6. Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.

7. Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.

8. Getting "that thing" off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That's right.

9. Common sense and logic: It's science.

And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women

[FamiliarFace]

But to your point, I think we are all gifted in certain ways that aren’t easily understood.

[MomwithHope]

Protecting

BBQing

fun thread

[FamiliarFace]

I agree with both of your additions.

[Kenny Bania]

Squishing bugs

Not me. Bugs*, especially roaches, creep me the F out. At our ranch in Texas, Mrs. Bania (or hired staff) takes care of them.

*Spiders not included in bugs. I can deal with spiders; will sometimes pick them up with my own hands and put them out.

[Jamestown1630]

I despise cave crickets (Rhaphidophoridae).

They would make great alien species in a horror movie.

[T.B. Yoits]

It’s not true that all women despise other women...

It is true. It's just a question of what brings it out.

"Seether" by Veruca Salt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0&list=RDjC9AUR-iTo0&start_radio=1

[IAGeezer912]

Women don’t get hysterical, they get historical

[IAGeezer912]

#3. name in snow?
If she is holding the male “stylus” correctly, any she can do it....with practice.
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There is a joke about a man in England getting arrested for peeing God Save The Queen in the snow because it was in the Queens handwriting.