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9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
The Bee ^
| Jul 21, 2026
| The Bee
Posted on 07/22/2026 9:07:51 AM PDT by dayglored
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.
Here are just a few examples:
- Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.
- Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.
- Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.
- Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.
- Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.
- Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.
- Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.
- Getting "that thing" off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That's right.
- Common sense and logic: It's science.
And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women
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To: Chickensoup
But to your point, I think we are all gifted in certain ways that aren’t easily understood.
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posted on
07/22/2026 5:49:33 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: dayglored
Protecting
BBQing
fun thread
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posted on
07/22/2026 5:51:05 PM PDT
by
MomwithHope
(Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
To: MomwithHope
I agree with both of your additions.
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posted on
07/22/2026 5:53:18 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: shelterguy
Squishing bugsNot me. Bugs*, especially roaches, creep me the F out. At our ranch in Texas, Mrs. Bania (or hired staff) takes care of them.
*Spiders not included in bugs. I can deal with spiders; will sometimes pick them up with my own hands and put them out.
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posted on
07/22/2026 5:56:30 PM PDT
by
Kenny Bania
(Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
To: Kenny Bania
I despise cave crickets (Rhaphidophoridae).
They would make great alien species in a horror movie.
105
posted on
07/22/2026 6:22:20 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Jamestown1630
It’s not true that all women despise other women... It is true. It's just a question of what brings it out.
"Seether" by Veruca Salt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0&list=RDjC9AUR-iTo0&start_radio=1
To: Karliner
Women don’t get hysterical, they get historical
107
posted on
07/23/2026 12:43:32 AM PDT
by
IAGeezer912
(One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
To: BatGuano
#3. name in snow?
If she is holding the male “stylus” correctly, any she can do it....with practice.
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There is a joke about a man in England getting arrested for peeing God Save The Queen in the snow because it was in the Queens handwriting.
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posted on
07/23/2026 12:56:12 AM PDT
by
IAGeezer912
(One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
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