Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Man arrested after surfing naked on top of moving locomotive
KDVR Denver ^ | 07/17/2026 | Spencer Kristensen

Posted on 07/18/2026 9:17:32 AM PDT by DFG

DENVER (KDVR) — A man was arrested for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.

The man, identified as Daniel Ray Ballance of Quartzsite, Arizona, broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad locomotive and entered it.

Ballance was arrested and faces a combination of felony and misdemeanor charges, according to the sheriff’s office.

“For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges,” said the post.

He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.

“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.

(Excerpt) Read more at kdvr.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amish; arizona; banjo; beer; locomotive; quartzsite; surfing; surfingnaked; vodka
Message from Jim Robinson:

Dear FRiends,

We need your continuing support to keep FR funded. Your donations are our sole source of funding. No sugar daddies, no advertisers, no paid memberships, no commercial sales, no gimmicks, no tax subsidies. No spam, no pop-ups, no ad trackers.

If you enjoy using FR and agree it's a worthwhile endeavor, please consider making a contribution today:

Click here: to donate by Credit Card

Or here: to donate by PayPal

Or by mail to: Free Republic, LLC - PO Box 9771 - Fresno, CA 93794

Thank you very much and God bless you,

Jim


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-64 next last
To: CFW

“And I drink alone....”


21 posted on 07/18/2026 9:34:19 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: DFG

Obviously you have to stop him, and he destroyed property that ain’t his, so he must get punished.

—Attention whore?

—Tripping on something?

—A bet?

—Just bored and wanting to do something exciting?

You can almost bet it’s one of those.

I have a buddy who lost the front of his foot because he was bored and playing around on trains that went by. Suddenly, the front of his foot was missing. It ain’t entirely safe to be screwing around with these things. They can kill you even in slow motion.


22 posted on 07/18/2026 9:37:01 AM PDT by Red6
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

and this is from such a conservative state as Colorado!


23 posted on 07/18/2026 9:37:02 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

Ballance is my name unbalanced is my game!


24 posted on 07/18/2026 9:41:23 AM PDT by xp38
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: DFG

Was he from Florida? This is a Florida Man type story.


25 posted on 07/18/2026 9:44:50 AM PDT by ripnbang ("An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man, a subject.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ripnbang

Florida Man has many franchises beyond the sunshine state.


26 posted on 07/18/2026 9:49:19 AM PDT by xp38
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: DFG

Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now......


27 posted on 07/18/2026 9:52:36 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (It's not what the media reports; it's what they don't report that's important)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG
He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.

“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.

 

I wanna meet this guy. Does he have a GoFundMe for legal expenses? I'm in.

28 posted on 07/18/2026 9:54:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (It's not what the media reports; it's what they don't report that's important)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG
OMG. Here is Daniel now....

I really went ahead and fuckin drew this lmaooo. Guess Steven playing naked banjo was exactly the inspiration I needed to get SOMETHING onto paper 👀

29 posted on 07/18/2026 9:59:31 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (It's not what the media reports; it's what they don't report that's important)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

I wonder if drugs were involved?


30 posted on 07/18/2026 10:00:00 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Israel über alles.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Red6

One of my classmates was killed by a train when we were in grammar school. Very sweet kid. Horrible.


31 posted on 07/18/2026 10:03:23 AM PDT by neverevergiveup
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: DFG
And he told me it was the perfect country and western song I wrote him back a letter, and I told him it was not the perfect country and western song

Because he hadn't said anything at all about Mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me

Need to add in yet another verse...

About beer, or vodka, or surfing naked on trains....

32 posted on 07/18/2026 10:04:14 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (It's not what the media reports; it's what they don't report that's important)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

Some crimes, you know it wasn’t them, Yogi. You know that’s one of ours. (sigh)


33 posted on 07/18/2026 10:04:17 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Responsibility2nd

I think he was strummin’ more than his banjo.


34 posted on 07/18/2026 10:07:46 AM PDT by ryderann
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: DFG

I’d sentence him to repeat the act in January


35 posted on 07/18/2026 10:17:35 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (You choose; a world without dogs or a world without muslims.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: xp38

Arizona man competing with Florida man? I think Arizona man wins this round.


36 posted on 07/18/2026 10:24:58 AM PDT by ssapro (SSAPRO/ EXBP)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: DFG

This is one of those problems that over time tend to solve themselves.


37 posted on 07/18/2026 10:25:30 AM PDT by Billthedrill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

sheesh, gettin so a man can’t do anything anymore- what next? No naked hang-gliding?


38 posted on 07/18/2026 10:28:54 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Responsibility2nd

Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen


39 posted on 07/18/2026 10:30:13 AM PDT by xp38
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: ThisLittleLightofMine

10,000 horsepower, that’s the difference.


40 posted on 07/18/2026 10:33:41 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-64 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson