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Posted on 07/18/2026 9:17:32 AM PDT by DFG
DENVER (KDVR) — A man was arrested for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.
The man, identified as Daniel Ray Ballance of Quartzsite, Arizona, broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad locomotive and entered it.
Ballance was arrested and faces a combination of felony and misdemeanor charges, according to the sheriff’s office.
“For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges,” said the post.
He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.
“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.
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Oh come on, who hasn’t done that at least one time in their life?
Yeah, Heaven forbid a man has hobbies.
It was Abraham Lincoln. Without clothes, of course.
It’s not as much fun doing it on a Greyhound.
He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.
I want to party with this guy!
How is it different than naked bikes riders??
Is he a DNC candidate?
“Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride”
LOL...and yet another GREAT sheriff! Giving Florida a run for the money.
There are six main types of banjos, categorized primarily by their number of strings and construction: 5-string (Bluegrass/Old-Time), 4-string (Tenor/Plectrum), 6-string (Banjitar), banjo ukuleles, mandolin banjos, and electric banjos. Maybe he couldn’t figure out what kind of banjo to play.
active link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXHTem0klwc
A true, hold muh beer, meth fueled moment.
A true, hold muh beer, meth fueled moment.
𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴??
I’d imagine the naked bike riders can cover a wider area, whereas surfing on the train you’re really only going where the train goes.
On a different note, the frank and beans wouldn’t be crushed by the bicycle seat, and I can only imagine the breeze while nude surfing on a train probably feels majestic.
One caboose per train, please!
One shot, one bourbon, one beer......
Re “… surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive…”
I mean, if you’re gonna go, go in style…
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