Posted on 07/01/2026 5:59:07 AM PDT by V_TWIN
A Florida woman picked up an extra felony charge when she wildly tried to smuggle nearly 4 grams of cocaine into a county jail through her “jail purse.”
Brevard County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested Reagan Cox, 30, on Saturday for resisting arrest during a traffic stop. When she arrived at the Brevard County Jail, staff noticed something abnormal with Cox’s “lower region” — or her “jail purse area if you will.”
Corrections deputies escorted Cox to a changing room, where she attempted “to shield” her buttocks with her hand, authorities said.
When staff removed her hand, a baggie dropped to the floor containing 3.8 grams of cocaine.
“You really just can’t make this stuff up … butt you sure can try as this one puts the ole … ’those are not my pants’ excuse to shame!!” the sheriff’s office wrote in a statement on Facebook.
Cox denied knowing about the cocaine and told deputies that someone must have placed it there during an “intimate encounter,” according to the statement.
She received an additional charge for bringing contraband into a detention facility — and was released from custody the same day.
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HAVE AT IT 🫴🫴🫴
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What? What?
TMI.........
That’s not where Cox belong.
Like the teen thug that disavowed the ownership of the drugs found in his pocket by the cops: These aren’t my pants!............
jailpurse
Police deputies are modern day saints.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU&list=RD07P538K83iU&start_radio=1
Boogie in Your Butt Lyrics
Iiiiiiiiin your butt, put
The boogie in your butt, put, put
The boogie in your butt!
Iiiiiiiiin your butt, put
The boogie in your butt, put, put
The boogie in your butt!
Hey, I ain't puttin' no boogie in
Nobody's butt, that's nasty man
What you talkin' about, putting
Boogies in peoples' butt, you out
Yo' mind or something? You’d go to jail
For doing something like that!
Well, step aside my friend
I've been doing it for years!
I say, sit on down
Open your eyes, and open up your ears!
Say, put a tree in your butt!
Put a bumblebee in your butt!
Put a clock in your butt!
Put a big rock in your butt!
Say, put some fleas in your butt!
I say, start to sneeze in your butt!
I say, put a tin can in your butt!
Or put a little tiny man in your butt!
I say, put a light in your butt!
I say, make it bright, in your butt!
I say, put a TV in your butt!
I say, put me in your butt!
Everybody say..
Iiiiiiiiin your butt, put
The boogie in your butt, put, put
The boogie in your butt!
I ain't- wha, hey- that's- man
I ain't puttin no TREES in nobody's
Butt, no BEES in nobody's butt
Puttin' nothin'..
No- You must be out your mind, man!
Do y'all get paid for doing this?
Cuz it's.. You got to get some kind
Of money cuz it's.. don't sound like
The kind of.. I'd rather golf, to be
Perfectly honest, than put something
In somebody's butt, to be truthful
Well, step aside my friend
And let me show you how to do it
When Big Bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt!
I say, put a metal case in your butt!
I say, put her face in your butt!
I say, put a frown in your butt!
I say, put a clown in your butt!
I say, sit on down in your butt!
I say, put a boat in your butt!
I say, put a moat in your butt!
Put a mink coat in your butt!
Put everything in your butt!
Just start to sing about your butt!
Feels real good, when you sing about your butt!
Iiiiiiiiin your butt, put
The boogie in your butt, put, put
The boogie in your butt!
Now wait a second now.. Do y'all get
Paid for this, for doing this, putting
In the butt and all that stuff? Really?
Hey, what's this? A hundred dollar bill? I
Get to keep this hundred dollars if I be
Puttin' stuff in peoples' butts? Really?
Step aside!
Put a telephone in your butt!
Say, put some dust in your butt!
I say, it's a must in your butt!
I say, pizza crust in your butt!
Say, put a telephone in your butt!
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt!
Put a radiator in your butt!
I say, see ya later, in your butt!
Put an alligator in your butt!
I say, put some money in your butt!
Sure feels real funny, in your butt!
Ha, I say, squeeze it! Please it!
But don't tease it! Put it in your butt!
Well, lemme just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt!
A-to the beat, ha, two sugars
Soft so sweet
Iiiiiiiiin your butt, put
The boogie in your butt, put, put
The boogie in your butt!
Iiiiiiiiin your butt, put
The boogie in your butt, put, put
The boogie in your butt!
During my 5 years in my church’s prison ministry I learned a lot of things about prison life.
One of which is for the male inmates it’s commonly referred to as the “prison wallet”.
Released from Custody??? Not understanding that.
If you asked me what state this happened in with me having prior knowledge from the headline...I would have said Florida.
What a disgusting way to start my day.
“Jail purse.”
That’s a term I never heard before. LOL
Hey look at it this way.....it’s still early so your day bound to get better.
No need to thank me....your welcome! 😂
See post 10
Hole in one! Well played, sir. Well played!
I guess that a claim of
Space Aliens 👽👽👽
wasn’t tried
Must have been crack cocaine
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