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Russian company claims it has put computer chips in cows' brains to make them produce more milk
Not The Bee ^ | June 19, 2026 | Harambe Harambe

Posted on 06/19/2026 1:04:20 PM PDT by Red Badger

You know I love milk just as much as the next American.

I'm not sure I love it this much, though.

From Sentient:

Although much of the technology remains speculative, the Russian company Neiry claims to have directly implanted neural devices in the brains of dairy cows to stimulate lactation on demand.

‘When a cow's appetite decreases, the system automatically adjusts the neuromodulation mode to restore it,' the company said in a September 2025 announcement that it had surgically placed electrodes into five cows. ‘The stimulator's electronic unit is attached to the back of the animal's head, with electrodes reaching deep into specific brain regions — including those responsible for reproductive functions.'

Me when I find out the milk in my cereal comes from a "neuromodulated" cow:

The company's findings "have not been independently verified," so it could be this is all just a bunch of speculation. Neiry "claims that the implantation has a 100% survival rate," though similar experiments have left hundreds of animals dead.

Honestly, I'm a bit skeptical of how optimistic it all seems:

The company said in its announcement that the cows that received the initial neurostimulation devices ‘remained conscious, felt well, experienced no discomfort, and have already returned to their normal production cycles on the farm.' It did not detail how the devices were implanted, what research went into designing them or what animal welfare precautions were taken.

More interesting still is just how such a device would affect cows in the first place.

One ethicist interviewed by Sentient said the device could function where "[the cow] actually feels like it's being controlled by some external force," or else it might "sort of be tricked into thinking it's making a decision itself."

Cows, of course, can't exactly tell you if they feel like they're making a decision one way or the other. But similar trials on humans have produced mixed results:

How or whether [deep brain stimulation] affects the psychological states of patients is a subject of rigorous investigation. One study of 17 patients with Parkinson's disease who received DBS found that some felt their identities had shifted. One patient developed medically diagnosed mania and increased impulsivity, while others described a feeling of ‘self-estrangement' and sense of loss of control. Notably, the study found that some patients felt their identities had been "restored."

I'll continue to take my milk un-modulated for now, thank you!


TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals
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1 posted on 06/19/2026 1:04:20 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

60 years too late for Nikita Khrushchev.


2 posted on 06/19/2026 1:09:19 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Cow chips.................


3 posted on 06/19/2026 1:11:01 PM PDT by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: dfwgator

Gives whole new meaning to ‘Cow Chips’................


4 posted on 06/19/2026 1:11:30 PM PDT by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: Red Badger

DNC will soon do likewise to make working Americans pay more taxes


5 posted on 06/19/2026 1:14:44 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Red Badger

Feed them cannabis. Then the beef can be used in a “pot” roast.


6 posted on 06/19/2026 1:18:32 PM PDT by Greg123456
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To: Red Badger

Wake me up when Chinese company claims it has used mRNA technology to make brown cows produce chocolate milk


7 posted on 06/19/2026 1:20:12 PM PDT by algore ( )
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To: Red Badger

,,, if they can’t leave their neighboring countries alone, why would cattle be any different?


8 posted on 06/19/2026 1:25:30 PM PDT by shaggy eel (A long way south of the border.)
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To: Red Badger

Can I get some cows 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 with
freaking laser beams on their foreheads?


9 posted on 06/19/2026 1:33:44 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris
Done...


10 posted on 06/19/2026 1:38:14 PM PDT by Frank Drebin (And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
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To: Red Badger

Put a chip in a bank president’s brain to produce more money.


11 posted on 06/19/2026 1:41:39 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob ( My pronoun is EXIT. Generally full of /S -- Living with Havana Syndrome -infected from Main Stream)
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To: Frank Drebin

🤣🤣🤣


12 posted on 06/19/2026 1:48:43 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They Did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Red Badger
How about a cow that puts out half and half and Kahlua. The Russians will of course add the vodka:

White Russians on tap! Yum!

13 posted on 06/19/2026 2:00:38 PM PDT by caddie (Going forward we all need to become Trump, and also Captain Obvious, and Charlie Kirk too. )
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To: Red Badger

That’s sick. Bill Gates approves.


14 posted on 06/19/2026 2:12:21 PM PDT by dljordan (Yeah, I'm a BooYou must be able to hit the bullseyemer and it's all my fault you whiny little bitch.)
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To: Red Badger

Any news out of Russia is almost as doubtful as news out of China.


15 posted on 06/19/2026 2:19:35 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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To: All

they are trying to copy elon musk’s nuero-link after the fact


16 posted on 06/19/2026 2:43:48 PM PDT by VAFreedom (Wuhan Pneumonia-Made by CCP, Copyright Xi Jingping)
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To: Red Badger

Animal cruelty.


17 posted on 06/19/2026 3:14:38 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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