Posted on 06/11/2026 6:08:05 PM PDT by Retain Mike
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with Iran for the 27th time this year, shattering the previous record of one.
According to White House officials, Trump first won the war with Iran in February. However, the war started again the following week, but was quickly won, and Trump has continued winning the war multiple times since.
"No one thought we could win the war so many times," Trump told reporters. "We won it very strongly. Then we won it again bigly, and then we won it even more. Frankly, nobody has ever won the same war this many times. It's incredible, many people are saying historic, what we're accomplishing."
Guinness World Records awarded Trump with a special plaque commemorating the prestigious record for winning the most wars against the same country in a single calendar year.
"It's an honor. What can I tell you? It's a great honor," Trump told reporters as he humbly accepted the long-sought-after award. "I've been gunning for this one a long time, and it finally paid off, let me tell you. Lots of people were talking about it. They said, ‘You can't do it. No one will fight America enough.' But they weren't thinking about Iran. Iran really made this possible. The great people of Iran. I love them, but I had to keep bombing them so I could lock down this record. It's a beautiful record, and I don't think anyone will ever beat it."
News outlets struggled to keep up with the pace of developments, as the war keeps being won in more efficient fashion. "The United States has achieved total victory over Iran today, signaling — wait, I'm being told the United States has just begun a war with Iran," said news correspondent Jay Beverly. "The nations are trading strikes with no sign of any offramp, deadlocked in... ope, I'm being told the United States has just won the war. Again."
Sources from the Department of War announced they had started saving time by permanently installing a giant banner reading "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" on wheels that can be rolled out whenever needed.
At publishing time, Trump had won the war with Iran three more times.
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We can destroy them bloodlessly both financially through the blockade and asset seizure, and practically by bombing infrastructure. Yes, they have only to survive, but the ones they need to watch out for are the people who are not willing to die for the IRGC to stay in power. Specifically Artesh, the regular army. They are larger than the IRGC and are armed.
IRGC leader Vahidi’s sidekick was killed last week in a strike to a specific floor of a building out in the boonies. Somebody was there to take a photo of it and leak it to the public. IOW, probably an insider was involved. Scuttlebutt is that the IDF assassinated Vahidi a few days ago; no confirmation either way so we don’t know, but the tactic of strangling Iran financially is causing major divisions within the regime.
Everything we’ve done has been geared toward convincing Artesh there’s no way to save both the IRGC & the country. The only way to save the country is for Artesh to get rid of the IRGC.
Now Trump is claiming there’s a “deal” that both Iran and Israel say they know nothing about. Still at issue, it is said, is how the frozen assets will be dealt with. Previously Trump has said we’re not giving them anything. And yesterday Bessent posted that the assets would be used to pay for the damage to the Arab countries. Bessent had previously asked those countries to tally up the costs for the damage, in preparation for this step. Bessent said that the more Iran struck out at neighbors, the more of their frozen assets would go permanently to those neighbors.
One time on NCIS there was a Russian bad-guy who had a noose-type thing that would tighten if the victim struggled. That’s sort of what we’ve got on the IRGC right now. All they have is missiles they can’t even aim right, & the more they fire them the more they will lose. Their delays are sucking the whole country dry. Within the past few days we hit the source of drinking water for southern Iran that is almost exclusively IRGC. Artesh is seeing that as we’ve hit their air defense system we are preparing to make good on threats to hit infrastructure. The hit on the IRGC’s water supply is a shot over the bow, to say to Artesh that if nothing is done, the whole country will die of dehydration just like the IRGC families in that area may soon. All along we’ve distinguished between IRGC and everybody else, only hitting IRGC. But Artesh has to know that we can expand to hit the whole country whenever we decide, and the only thing that will stop that from happening is if they take out the IRGC first.
My stomach felt sick when it appeared Trump was going to unfreeze the frozen assets, but now that I know the backstory with Bessent’s work and recent post, it makes more sense. This “deal” may be the US telling the IRGC that the frozen Iranian assets will be going straight to the Arab nations the IRGC has hit. And it would be a smart move, since the Arabs are losing a lot of money with the Hormuz situation. Trump has also said he’s thinking about taking Kharg Island, which could put a lot of oil into the market without Iran getting a dime off it.
It seems to be going for 28 this evening. Iran says there is no deal according to Fox live and they are also back to firing on commercial ships.
See my latest post. I think the “deal” is actually about what Bessent just posted about: the frozen Iranian assets going directly to the Arab states to pay for the damage the IRGC has done there.
Yes to everything you said but with a caveat: If the IRGC is taken out by the people of Iran, the country & people of Iran can be saved. And that is what we’re aiming for. Everything we’re doing is for the men of Artesh (Iran’s regular army) to see and comprehend. We are showing them we can destroy everything in Iran - including the people, though we really don’t want to and won’t unless we have to - with few US lives lost.
They need to fully comprehend that unless they step up and get rid of the IRGC, the whole country will go down with the IRGC. They took vows to both the IRGC and to the country but there is no way they can keep both vows. The only way to keep EITHER vow is to destroy the IRGC and save the country.
From the very beginning Trump said we would take out the IRGC’s military capabilities but then it would be up to the Iranian people to take control of their government. We’re not going to leave until there is a good chance of success for the Iranian people. And that means we HAVE to convince Artesh to get rid of the IRGC. We’re quietly arming the Iranian people, no thanks to the Kurds who stole the weapons they were stupposed to deliver to the Iranians (or so we’re told). And the Immortal Guard is doing asymmetric warfare against the IRGC, as well as helping to arm and train the Iranian people. Many Artesh men have anonymously said they would support the Iranian people but we don’t know how many.
Nonsense.
You probably think Maduro and the dead Cuban bodyguards won in Venezuela as well.
Fact is Trump has been bamboozled by Iran, hook, line and sinker.. Iran is play 8D chess and winning mightily!
Sorry. But funny is funny.
Trump has won the war almost as many times as Algore has told us that the world is burning up in ten years, this time he means it.
Trump could certainly benefit from senior staff members holding different opinions, expressing them forcefully, and having no interest in the consequences.
It’s a War with Shia Islam…..
So you want to kill all the civilians.
Check.
Trump could certainly benefit from senior staff members holding different opinions, expressing them forcefully, and having no interest in the consequences.
The Babylon Bee articles turn issues or individuals into caricatures. The fact they could do that with the most important foreign policy endeavor of the Administration I find vexing.
The Babylon Bee articles turn issues or individuals into caricatures. The fact they could do that with the most important foreign policy endeavor of the Administration I find vexing.
The Babylon Bee articles turn issues or individuals into caricatures. The fact they could do that with the most important foreign policy endeavor of the Administration I find vexing.
The Babylon Bee articles turn issues or individuals into caricatures. The fact they could do that with the most important foreign policy endeavor of the Administration I find vexing.
The Babylon Bee articles turn issues or individuals into caricatures. The fact they could do that with the most important foreign policy endeavor of the Administration I find vexing.
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