Meanwhile
Posted on 05/25/2026 12:28:55 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
The AR-15 - the deadliest abomination known to man. A gun so terrible it's killed more people than net neutrality and Trump's tax cuts combined. And to demonstrate how awful this weapon is, I did something foolish: I tried firing one. And the experience was so horrible I have not stopped crying and soiling myself since.
Yes, even as I type this, tears fill my eyes at the remembrance of pulling that trigger and the terrible things that followed. And my pants... my pants are so soaked.How to describe the experience of firing that monstrosity? When I pulled the trigger, it was like an explosion went off INSIDE THE GUN. There was fire and everything! And then the gun ATTACKED ME! It lurched back at me, trying to strike me with that flat part on the back of it. You heard me right: The gun tried to BLUDGEON ME TO DEATH!
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My shoulders are getting old....
Exactly I think it was a NYT journalist who wrote about his nervous breakdown after firing an AR.
I tried firing one. And the experience was so horrible I have not stopped crying and soiling myself sin
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Gee, did you point at yourself???
Five years, but who’s counting.
Yeah, I think it might be you that’s annoying and fatiguing.
I never met a yankee that wasn’t.
Yeah, sadly so are mine. But MAN, that was a damn solid gun! Took me a week to get over the bruises from that beast!
I know it’s the Bee but I got 15 of them terrible AR-15’s and never seen anything happen like that but I will say I would pay good money to see one beat a Leftist to death...
Sounds like it may have been a little overgassed. /s
I find your insistence on defining what is and what is not funny to be annoying and fatiguing.
> Exactly I think it was a NYT journalist who wrote about his nervous breakdown after firing an AR.
Yeah that sounds right.
He was ordered to turn in his Man Card, but it was found to actually be a consumer discount card for The BonTon.
I recall a piece that some leftist journalist wrote a few years back when he went to the range and shot a AR-15. He came away saying that he had PSTD. What a vagina. That’s not even fair to women. My daughter was tops in her class at the police academy with the shotgun. She did tell me that her shoulder was excruciating after 65 rounds each day.
“Buffy” has a 5 round magazine and a twenty round drum. GF25 zombie and vampire eradicator. My wife calls her my side chick. 😉
Vegan for firearms ,LOL
I love mine!
My USMC basic weapon was an M-14. A beautiful wooden Stock piece of art!..... 😁
My only experience with the M-14 was having to carry one with a lead filled barrel on 10k morning runs over rolling country while wearing a helmet and boots in work uniform.
Soiling forl 17 hourw straight?
Must have been a ‘high capacitly’ magazine
What a waste of a weapon! Damn government bureaucrats!.........
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