Posted on 04/21/2026 10:44:25 AM PDT by dayglored
NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students this week by taking turns reading passages from the Communist Manifesto.
"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles," Obama recited to the kids. "The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of production, and thereby the relations of production, and with them the whole relations of society. Right, kids?"
The preschoolers looked on in admiration and slight confusion as the two politicians continued their reading, pausing only to make sure the kids were listening and understanding the importance of Marx's words.
"Listen up, kiddos, this is super important," Mamdani said to the bewildered children as he launched into a particularly meaty section on the proletariat's struggle against the bourgeoisie and class antagonisms.
Mamadani explained to the kids that they should be constantly working to rise up against their adult overlords and establish a communal system of toy ownership.
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains! They have a world to win," Mamdani recited from memory as the youngsters waited eagerly for snack time. "Workers of the world, unite!"
At publishing time, Obama and Mamdani were seen attempting to organize a strike in the sandbox over the unequal distribution of juice boxes.
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One from Kenya. One from Uganda. Perfect.
“Distribution from each according to his ability, to each drink juice according to his needs.”
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Almost fooled me for a minute!
Modifying the old saying “birds of a feather stick together” into:
Muslims of a feather stick together
Mamdami was like Señor Wences and the Kenyan playing his hand puppet “Johnny”. It was like watching Ed Sullivan again.
I wouldn’t be surprised if some day a former employee doesn’t post a pic of Obama on a prayer rug in the White House.
https://reformed.org/historic-confessions/the-childrens-catechism/
To counter this, reach and teach the above.
Not too far off. Signed copies of the koran?
Advanced reading...the little Green Book.
All reading that would do is put the youngsters to sleep. Have you ever tried to read that crap? It’ll put you to sleep too.
Let’s have a struggle session against the white children in this room!
Jokes aside, young school children are indoctrinated with LGBTQ+ books including ones praising lesbian topics as normal beginning with Heather Has Two Moms by Lesléa Newman, first published in 1989.
What a load for those kids! What a waste of time for everybody in the room.
What a load for those kids! What a waste of time for everybody in the room.
If NY was the target of a mass casualty terror attack today, a shoulder shrug is the best you could expect of me.
Then I saw it was from the Babylon Bee... 😀
That’s got to be a dude in the blue suit — and what’s on his head?! It looks like a leather helmet.
Treat? More like Torture.
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