Posted on 04/02/2026 9:32:45 AM PDT by dayglored
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.
The government counsel paused his oral arguments to watch in morbid fascination as Jackson steadily devoured the purple glue stick.
"Yumm... chomp. Nom-nom," Jackson could be heard saying as she swallowed another glob of glue. "Gulp. Munch munch. Mmm..."
"I... I don't even know how to respond," said Solicitor General John Sauer.
Witnesses reported that Justice Jackson's powerful argument rendered the government litigation team utterly speechless. "They had no comeback. She took the wind right out their sails," said onlooker Jamie Fenster. "When she threw down that last bit of glue stick, you could just feel that birthright citizenship was here to stay."
At publishing time, the court bailiff had gently asked Justice Jackson to please stop trying to eat the gavel.
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Not sure she has the sense to even know it was glue she was eating; rumor has it she does not know “What is a stick of glue.”
She has the IQ of a stick of glue
“Eating glue is not safe and can lead to various health issues, including stomach discomfort, nausea, and vomiting. Different types of glue have different risks, with super glue potentially causing serious harm if ingested.”
AI
“I’m not graphic artist”
When I am old, I shall eat purple….
But there is one type of glue that most kids ate (including me): "school paste" a.k.a. "library paste". it was just cornstarch, water, and mint flavoring, so it was non-toxic. It was messy and fun to play with. Some of the kids would devour large quantities of it without apparent ill effects.
These days schools use glue sticks. I can't say for sure whether they are purple.
AI is providing mankind with such useful information as this:
Homemade Playdough Recipe
Creating your own playdough at home is simple and fun. Here’s a straightforward recipe that yields soft, pliable dough.
Ingredients
Ingredient Amount
All-purpose flour 2 cups
Salt 1 cup
Cream of tartar 2 teaspoons
Vegetable oil 2 tablespoons
Water 2 cups (add food coloring if desired)
Instructions
Combine Dry Ingredients: In a pot, mix together the flour, salt, and cream of tartar.
Add Wet Ingredients: Gradually stir in the vegetable oil and water. If you want colored dough, add food coloring to the water before mixing.
Cook the Mixture: Place the pot over medium heat. Stir continuously until the mixture thickens and forms a dough.
Knead the Dough: Once the dough has formed, remove it from the heat and let it cool slightly. Knead the dough until it is smooth and elastic.
Storage: Store the playdough in an airtight container or zip-top bag to keep it fresh. Properly stored, it can last for several months.
Tips
If the dough is too sticky, you can cook it a little longer.
For added fun, consider mixing in scents or glitter to customize your playdough.
This homemade playdough is not only easy to make but also a great activity for kids, encouraging creativity and fine motor skills. Enjoy your crafting!
I have to laugh it fits After some of the things she said recently.
Except if it got left in the air and dried out and got all crackly, it was no good after that.
Back in the day, we kids had some fun stuff to play with. :-)
And Silly Putty!! (OMG don’t get me started on Silly Putty.....)
Thanks for that link to MadeHow — a very interesting and enjoyable read. :-)
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