Posted on 02/18/2026 8:57:13 AM PST by dayglored
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced Attorney General Pam Bondi with a broom in a blonde wig.
According to White House sources, the president hoped that the personnel shift would do a better job leading the Department of Justice than Bondi has over the past year.
"That other gal has been a disappointment," Trump told reporters. "Instead, I picked out this broom and put a nice blonde wig on top. See? It's so easy. The blonde hair makes it beautiful. And since it's a broom, it can help clean up messes in the federal government. Believe me, folks, it took me a while to find this solution, but now that the broom is in charge of the DOJ, everything will be the most cleaned-up it's been, maybe ever."
Trump said that the broom was capable of handling all of Bondi's duties satisfactorily and is also a joy to work with.
"Meetings with the AG are better than ever before," Trump said. "Our new broom has got a great personality and fantastic hair. Quite frankly, this was a fantastic personnel choice, if you ask me. Best of luck to Pam Bondi. She may have had blonde hair, but I think we'll get more done with the broom."
At publishing time, President Trump had changed his mind and had Marco Rubio don a blonde wig to take over the broom's job.
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Bondi is excellent at sending strongly-worded letters and messages, but in what other capacity does she excel?
In Bondi’s defense many of these fraud cases are older than five years. She also won’t find many jurors acceptable to try the miscreants.
“In Bondi’s defense many of these fraud cases are older than five years. She also won’t find many jurors acceptable to try the miscreants.”
I’m sure there’s more to it than what a schmoe like me sees in the news. But her boisterous statements coupled with a severe lack of miscreants doing the perp walk give people like me reason to wonder if she’s even on the right side.
I was leaning against Blondi.
But I now support Blondi.
For ONE REASON only.
Thomas Masshole from Kentucky said Merrick Garland was a better AG.
Obviously TDS in the Republican wing of the uniparty may be more deranged than in the Democrat wing.
Check
Masshole, what a clown !
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5739455-massie-bondi-epstein-hearing/
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