Posted on 02/18/2026 8:57:13 AM PST by dayglored
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced Attorney General Pam Bondi with a broom in a blonde wig.
According to White House sources, the president hoped that the personnel shift would do a better job leading the Department of Justice than Bondi has over the past year.
"That other gal has been a disappointment," Trump told reporters. "Instead, I picked out this broom and put a nice blonde wig on top. See? It's so easy. The blonde hair makes it beautiful. And since it's a broom, it can help clean up messes in the federal government. Believe me, folks, it took me a while to find this solution, but now that the broom is in charge of the DOJ, everything will be the most cleaned-up it's been, maybe ever."
Trump said that the broom was capable of handling all of Bondi's duties satisfactorily and is also a joy to work with.
"Meetings with the AG are better than ever before," Trump said. "Our new broom has got a great personality and fantastic hair. Quite frankly, this was a fantastic personnel choice, if you ask me. Best of luck to Pam Bondi. She may have had blonde hair, but I think we'll get more done with the broom."
At publishing time, President Trump had changed his mind and had Marco Rubio don a blonde wig to take over the broom's job.
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Hmmmmm, maybe add a couple of balloons, ... ... ...
maybe he’ll replace her with a testosterone filled male ...
I took a leg from some old table, and the arms from some old chair. I took a neck from some old bottle and from a horse I took some hair.
Whatever happened to the fraud special prosecutor that reported directly to Trump and Vance? They made the big announcement, then nothing.
Or a testosterone filled female who thinks she's male. I hear trannies are all the rage lately.
A plunger
Ya know, the suction thing….
Why do I feel like Abraham Lincoln, trying to enjoy the play?
I expect that a large share of the Deep State (Swamp) lives at the Department of Justice.
Bindi’s replacement still looks better than Admiral Levine.
Good to know that I’m not the only one that had that pop into my head first.
We all did, FRiend.
Some of us are more up-front about it than others, that's all. :-)
Ok, that does it, the Bee is totally anti-Trump! /s
Any time I criticize Bondi, I get freepers who accuse me of being totally anti-Trump. It’s not logical, but there it is.
“””Whatever happened to the fraud special prosecutor that reported directly to Trump and Vance? They made the big announcement, then nothing.”””
Has to go through confirmation process.
Have they nominated anybody?
Trolls who can’t see what an incompetent or deep state bimbo she is.
Hilarious! I never heard that song before.
“Trolls who can’t see what an incompetent or deep state bimbo she is.”
I can’t figure out if she’s deep state, or just incompetent.
Thanks very much.
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