Posted on 01/06/2026 3:55:03 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WILMINGTON, DE — With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified that he was being forced to pay Donald Trump the $25 million bounty his administration had put in place for capturing Nicolas Maduro.
In the waning days of his presidency, Biden increased the U.S. government's bounty on Maduro to $25 million, which the former president was informed he would now have to pay out personally to President Trump for bringing the dictator into custody.
"This is a bunch of malarkey, Jack," Biden reportedly said after being told to pay Trump. "I wasn't even the one who decided to raise the bounty. I wasn't the one in charge of any of that. I was just the president. Now, Trump gets the money. Can you believe that? The idea… that this… this… this dog-faced… the guy who… when all of the… he didn't even… didn't… anyway…"
Inside sources said Biden seemed unconcerned with being able to come up with the money to pay the bounty. "Get Hunter on the horn," Biden reportedly said. "Tell him the Big Guy needs his cut of the… his cut of the… of the… my share of the Ukrainian… the Ukrainian thing that… from that Ukrainian fella who gave us the… gave us… the stuff. Tell him to wire me some cash. Sell a painting if he has to. Tell him I need it before I go to bed at six o'clock. Breeharbingsarnit."
At publishing time, Biden had reportedly asked Trump's administration if the bounty payment could be made in the form of classified documents.
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It’s funny; but somebody SHOULD get it.
Maybe our military guys who carried out the operation :-)
If Trump gets a half dozen really bad paintings delivered to Mar A Lago we’re gonna know where they came from.
Actually I think it belongs to the brave men who stormed his compound and arrested him, they deserve the dough..every single last penny
“...somebody SHOULD get it.
Maybe our military guys who carried out the operation :-)”
I agree.
Is the big guy expecting his 10%?
Arrrrgh! Stung by the Bee again!
And he’s gonna use it to pay for the Madura Urinals in the new ballroom
GREAT IDEA-——
To: Mr. Mojo
Trump gets BiXiden’s 25 Million?
3 posted on 01/04/2026 7:36:18 AM PST by Paladin2 (YMMV)
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Ha. “Moonlight Through the Motel 6 Window”, “Everybody Understands a .45” and “By the Light of the Crack Pipe” could be worth many millions someday.🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️
Old Guardian article said “approximately $1.5 million has been paid for 27 of Hunter Biden’s paintings, with individual sales ranging from $36,000 to $875,000 for a single large batch.”
Very useful way to launder money, art is.
I think the troops involved in his capture should get it.
How bout the families of the 32 Cuban security guards killed? /sarc
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