Posted on 01/04/2026 11:10:20 AM PST by Navy Patriot
LONDON, UK — In the wake of the swift capture and extradition of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro, millions of ordinary British citizens have asked if Trump could please come do that same thing with Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
According to numerous on-the-street interviews, Brits across the United Kingdom have all come together in the last 36 hours to ask if there's any possible way that Trump could just once more do that thing where he sends in Delta Force commandos to arrest a tyrant.
"What I wouldn't give to see Trump post a pic of that blighter Starmer safely held aboard the USS Iwo Jima," sighed Edward Smith, a local British man. "Would give a jolly buck-up to the old morale, it would. I know Venezuela's got oil, but we have neat accents and Benedict Cumberbatch. Don't forget about your old friends in England, Mr. Trump."
Other British citizens were also quick to support the idea of Trump intervening to save the British Isles.
"If that wouldn't be the day, oh yes," said local woman Catherine Frayes. "Trump sending the boys on a little jaunt across the pond to pick up one more dictator... the very idea warms the heart. Please, Mr. Trump!"
At publishing time, the citizens of California had also begun clamoring for Trump to come and forcibly remove their despot as well.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
—Another solid Bee news report.
I am sure many Europeans would like to see their elitist overlords taken out too.
Trump just might start proposing it, to get the libs even more riled up!
He should do a Truth Social post just to troll them. 😁
I swear Keir Starmer looks like a younger Fred Barnes.
ROFL , the UK is more important
Big time.
Ask Israel.
😂 Good one!
Ha ha.
They better watch out or we’ll do the reverse maneuver for them—and catapult Prince Harry home again.
The Bee has MUCH more honest news than CNNNBCABCCBS....
Maduro had more support from the people than Starmer.
But surely that would be a declaration of war.
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