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Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
BabylonBee.com ^ | Jan 3, 2026 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/03/2026 12:19:15 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/classic-trump-has-delta-force-tell-maduro-youre-fired

CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to say "You're fired" upon deposing him.

The entire Situation Room reportedly broke out in cheers as cameras showed Delta Force soldiers pointing at Maduro and saying Trump's iconic Apprentice catchphrase.

"Oh man, their delivery was so perfect," said Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, high-fiving Trump. "The look on his face! Maduro's all shook up, thinking he's about to die, then they just say 'you're fired'. Goodness, I can't stop laughing."

According to sources, Trump has had the Delta Force team practicing his old catchphrase while also running drills to prepare for the extraction. "Trump wanted absolute perfection. We must have run the drill with the catchphrase a thousand times," said a Delta Force team member, on condition of anonymity. "You had to get the pointing just right, the intonation. It was all worth it though, in the end."

At publishing time, NBC had announced a reboot of The Apprentice where Trump would personally deliver his old catchphrase to newly deposed foreign dictators.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 01/03/2026 12:19:15 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
If FAFO was a photo…

Image

2 posted on 01/03/2026 12:21:04 PM PST by CFW
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Half of our country is missing out on some great humor.


3 posted on 01/03/2026 12:21:31 PM PST by FatherofFive (We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

OK, Pluribus, this is gonna be thread of the day!


4 posted on 01/03/2026 12:21:56 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
A POTUS with a sense of humor!
5 posted on 01/03/2026 12:23:38 PM PST by Chgogal (The NYT is the mouthpiece of the violent left-wing Democrat Party)
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To: Chgogal
Too funny! Good on BB!
6 posted on 01/03/2026 12:24:44 PM PST by Chgogal (The NYT is the mouthpiece of the violent left-wing Democrat Party)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee burned me...

... again.


7 posted on 01/03/2026 12:29:02 PM PST by null and void (To them, words are merely a means to deceive humans.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

😂


8 posted on 01/03/2026 12:43:14 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: null and void

Many a true word spoken in jest...Shakespeare.


9 posted on 01/03/2026 1:14:44 PM PST by spokeshave ( Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads, Curmudgeons & old Geezers)
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To: CFW

ROFL! Nice! Perfect!


10 posted on 01/03/2026 1:30:35 PM PST by CodeToad
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

They’re soldiers. Not “operators”. My mom was an operator…number please.


11 posted on 01/03/2026 1:51:25 PM PST by DesertRhino (When men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go…)
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To: DesertRhino
They’re soldiers. Not “operators”. My mom was an operator…number please.

https://x.com/i/grok/share/4DhV36eW9UjoBxBy4KiUuAKe4

A military operator is a colloquial term commonly used in modern military contexts, particularly within the U.S. armed forces, to refer to a member of special operations forces (SOF) — elite personnel trained for high-risk, specialized missions.

Unlike a standard "soldier" (a general term for any enlisted service member, often implying conventional forces), "operator" typically denotes someone in units like Army Special Forces (Green Berets), Delta Force, Navy SEALs (including DEVGRU/SEAL Team 6), or other tier-one special mission units. These individuals undergo rigorous selection and training, such as the Operator Training Course (OTC) in Delta Force, to earn the designation.

The term originated in the U.S. Army Special Forces in the mid-to-late 1950s, with early references to a "Code of the Special Forces Operator." It gained wider use in the 1970s–1980s, especially with Delta Force, to distinguish combat-ready operational personnel from support staff. Today, it's broadly applied across SOF for roles involving direct action, counterterrorism, hostage rescue, special reconnaissance, and unconventional warfare.

12 posted on 01/03/2026 1:57:20 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: DesertRhino

the elite soldiers are operators


13 posted on 01/03/2026 4:02:43 PM PST by SisterK (to do justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Love it!!


14 posted on 01/03/2026 4:25:43 PM PST by bantam
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To: SisterK

Silliness... modern kidspeak.


15 posted on 01/03/2026 5:44:50 PM PST by DesertRhino (When men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go…)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
The Bee worked OVERTIME on their news yesterday... 😀

Well done Bee...

16 posted on 01/04/2026 2:21:44 AM PST by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: DesertRhino
Silliness... modern kidspeak...

The term originated in the U.S. Army Special Forces in the mid-to-late 1950s...

Your ignorance does not imply silliness on anyone else's part.

17 posted on 01/04/2026 10:42:10 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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