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Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
The Bee ^ | December 15, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 12/15/2025 10:53:49 AM PST by Navy Patriot

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly shooting at Bondi Beach on Sunday has been formally charged with the unlawful possession of a firearm.

"Rest assured, this man is going away to a long, long time," confirmed Police Commissioner Mal Lanyon. "No one breaks our gun laws and gets away with it. No one. We have him on video, dead to rights."

Authorities identified the man who illegally held a gun for three minutes as Ahmed Al Ahmed, a Syrian fruit shop owner who thought he was helping when he fought a terrorist and stole his gun away to protect the lives of innocent people. But what he didn't count on was for the entire ordeal to be caught on video.

Ahmed was reportedly shot multiple times during his altercation with the armed gunman and treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. After waking up from surgery, he discovered he was handcuffed to his hospital bed. Shortly after, a police officer read him his rights.

"I see now that what I did was bad," Ahmed said. "I should never put lives in danger by touching a gun. Shame on me!"

At publishing time, Ahmed had been denied bail.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: alwaystootrue; australia; babylonbee; satire
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Apparently, Australia has strong Busybody Laws!
1 posted on 12/15/2025 10:53:49 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

They are pretty serious about gun laws down under. Their cops, 4 of which were present, were not sure about their authority to return fire to the terrorists, apparently due to the strict gun laws, also.


2 posted on 12/15/2025 10:56:29 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie (Pipe bomber, FL, Butler PA and Charlie Kirk assassins all had no accomplices? C'mon man!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Don’t laugh, they’re like that. Just like the UK.


3 posted on 12/15/2025 11:00:19 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

True that.


4 posted on 12/15/2025 11:00:46 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s pretty sad that it took me a second to look for “The Bee.” It is almost believable. ~~sigh~~


5 posted on 12/15/2025 11:01:03 AM PST by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s the Bee. But it’s not implausible.


6 posted on 12/15/2025 11:01:32 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Navy Patriot

Had he shot the guy, or returned fire on the other guy, he almost certainly would have been charged.


7 posted on 12/15/2025 11:01:33 AM PST by marron
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To: SkyDancer

New Zealand, right next door, has much less restrictions.


8 posted on 12/15/2025 11:01:40 AM PST by BigEdLB (Schiff to GITMO)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Their from first reaction is to tighten gun laws even more!


9 posted on 12/15/2025 11:02:40 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: marron
Had he shot the guy, or returned fire on the other guy, he almost certainly would have been charged.

A government that treats it's citizens like that does not deserve to survive. I think this government is close to the edge of the cliff and they don't even know it.

10 posted on 12/15/2025 11:05:56 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Navy Patriot

We laugh because it’s the Bee, but the day is still young.


11 posted on 12/15/2025 11:08:42 AM PST by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I can beieve a story like this in Australia, England, Canada, New York.


12 posted on 12/15/2025 11:10:15 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Navy Patriot

I almost believed this - It’s Australia after all, home of gun confiscation.


13 posted on 12/15/2025 11:14:55 AM PST by ProudDeplorable (Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. ~ Ronald Reagan)
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To: Navy Patriot

I know this is satire but that’s probably why he dropped the gun.....fear of reprisal from authorities.


14 posted on 12/15/2025 11:15:15 AM PST by V_TWIN (America........so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: NorthMountain

I actually remember a case like this out of MA or NYC.

Victim got the gun from a mugger, killed the mugger, and was charged with murder (or something along those lines).


15 posted on 12/15/2025 11:16:33 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: Navy Patriot

The GoFundMe for Ahmed Al Ahmed is currently up to $930,000 USD. Bill Ackman also said that he will give Ahmed Al Ahmed $100,000.


16 posted on 12/15/2025 11:21:33 AM PST by DFG
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Recognizing that this is a satiric article, the similarity between police conduct here and in Butler PA seems striking. And, of course, also the report that the police were aware of one shooter well before this. I can only conclude that being a Jew-hating jihadi is an acceptable argument for getting a waiver of the gun ban in Australis.


17 posted on 12/15/2025 11:22:49 AM PST by DPMD (u)
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To: ProudDeplorable

“... home of gun confiscation.”

Bur maybe not for everyone, I’m thinking.


18 posted on 12/15/2025 11:24:16 AM PST by DPMD (u)
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To: Navy Patriot

A federal judge agrees with this.


19 posted on 12/15/2025 11:25:28 AM PST by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee must read FR and saw my posting:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/4357360/posts?page=14#14


20 posted on 12/15/2025 11:43:52 AM PST by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall)
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