Posted on 11/12/2025 10:24:25 AM PST by dayglored
WOODSTOCK, ME — Political commentator Tucker Carlson sparked controversy this week when he welcomed Bigfoot onto his show to discuss how mind-controlling chemtrails are sprayed over the flat earth by the Jews.
Viewers were shocked to learn that not only was Bigfoot real, but that the popular cryptid had been following conspiracy news for decades. Carlson nodded along with his guest, genuinely interested in what it had to say about Ben Shapiro.
Bigfoot, who spoke with a series of unintelligible growls and whistles, was adamant that the Jews were behind the chemtrails and that it was all part of an elaborate scheme to make people falsely believe that the earth is round. Bigfoot, a self-proclaimed expert on chemtrails, also added that the moon landing was faked (because the moon is, in actuality, made of cheese) and that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
"So you're saying Israel — who I have no real problem with by the way, like at all — is directly responsible for everything that is wrong with society today, and that it can all be linked to chemtrails?" Carlson said, seemingly pushing back on his guest before immediately reversing course and agreeing with everything that was said. "That's a bold claim, and I have no reason to dispute it, of course, because it's obviously true."
The new episode of Carlson's show garnered tens of thousands of views within hours of going live. Several viewers commented on how strange it was to have the first-ever sit-down interview with Bigfoot in history and not try to learn more about his guest. "They spent all their time talking about Israel," commented @Abe333. "I wanted to hear more about Bigfoot."
Daily Wire host Ben Shapiro blasted the interview as divisive. "I have no problem with Tucker interviewing Bigfoot. But to sit there and listen to Bigfoot lecture us on chemtrails when he has no firsthand experience is just ludicrous," he said. "Bigfoot literally described planes as stone birds, and Tucker just nodded along. It's hard for me not to believe Tucker agrees with him, and that he has no idea what airplanes are either."
At publishing time, former Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly had invited Tucker Carlson to appear on her show to praise him for his hard-hitting interview with Bigfoot.
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If Candace loses her Macron litigation they will have to search homeless encampments to find her.
Lol.
Have we ever seen Tucker and Rachel at the same time?!
People have posted pictures of Bridgette Macron in a swimsuit. It could be a deep fake, but she/he looks more like a woman without clothes. Then again, could be Tuckered.?.?
I can’t make head nor tails of the Macron situation—but I would not have put my name on the accusation on a webcast without rock solid proof.
I do not think she has any proof.
Sooner or later, the nutcases out themselves.
I remember when Carlson was somewhat respected. Not by me. I always found him to be a low-IQ nutcase.
You can still hide a package under a swimsuit, but I tend to agree. The best way to tell a woman is if she has no clothes on.
Or if she's wearing a see-through chain-mail dress.
I dont know about Bigfoot being Jewish but the Bee is looking suspect.
Reminds me of about 5 FReepers.
Bigfoot and chemtrails I can believe in. A flat Earth and Jews...nah, those are fictional. :)
“ I dont know about Bigfoot being Jewish but the Bee is looking suspect.”
Yeah, those Jews are super sneaky, preaching the Gospel like they do at the Bee.
You should propose a new Inquisition.
The Bee preaches the Gospel? The curious part is why would the Bee imply being Jewish is undesirable.
The Bee is currently owned by Seth Dillon, a fully indoctrinated premillenial evangelical Christian. The rumors that he’s secretly Jewish are just....rumors.
It openly Christian, yes.
And it is a parody site, openly lampooning all who deserve to be lampooned with impunity.
Those who are in most need of being targeted are the ones who do not understand.
Just imagine the bris.
Oy!
“Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews”
good gosh, quit giving Tucker ideas ...
And three of them are here, complaining!
Pigs squeal when stuck.
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